leigh park 

The 'rowner' of Gosport. Except worse. You'll get mugged for a pint of milk but won't live to tell the tale. They're all full of chlamydia so make sure you use protection and stay clear of everyone. Don't make eye contact, keep your head down and run!!!

Steve: I'm going to Leigh park tomorrow

Dave: here's a condom. What coffin do you want?

leigh park by Misssweet January 12, 2016

Leigh Park Bentley 

A Jaguar XJ6.

Etymology: From the the council estate of Leigh Park, near Havant in Hampshire and a luxury car manufactured by Bentley Motors Ltd, Crewe, UK.

Such is the level of peasantry prevalent in the aforementioned estate, the highest status peasants (who work part-time on the checkout at Havant Hypermarket), can afford the required £395 to buy and park a Jaguar XJ6 on the grass verge outside their hovel. Despite this shameful one-upmanship, their relative status is recognized, and as a result they are duly credited with ownership of a vehicle greater than the one they own. Consequently the Jaguar XJ6, as seen less often than Ford Sierras in council estates countrywide, is upgraded symbolically to attain the status of a Bentley.

See also 'Leigh Park Jag'

'Wow, look, there's a Leigh Park Bentley! Ha ha ha ha ha!'

'Jim's just bought a Leigh Park Bentley for banger racing.'

Leigh Park Bentley by Arthur Damage April 1, 2007