Leigh’d 

When you beg your soulmate, who abandoned you at the alter, 500x to hang out she finally agrees after 9 months. You pull into her driveway and her head pops up from the bushes where she was taking a shit like a Prairie dog revealing the outfit her roommate had laid out the night before on their Bert and Ernie beds. She has on a batting helmet, an Amish ankle length denim skirt, a black poofy shouldered blouse with a tank top (that says moon child) over it to hide the fact her beautiful boobs broke all the buttons. As she climbs into your car you notice her ankle monitor. You inquire and she says she has 10 minutes and 10 seconds until she has to be home or her roommate will shred her for violating the house arrest. So you both jump into the back seat. As you take your pants off she vomits spaghettios all over your cock. Then pulls out a stick and 2-18” cucumbers from her purse and tells you to play with her pussy using her magic wand named TWSS which was given to her by her alien friend. And to insert 1 cucumber into her throbbing butthole while she deepthroats the other. So you comply because you are afraid. You make love under the crescent moon. After you both orgasm unlike any other you’ve ever had you both do shot of whiskey. She disappears under the moonlight back into her house before her ankle monitor goes off. You’re about to drive home and realize your Cinderella had left behind one sock, and a jar full of bread and butter pickles. You know she is your twin flame.

Your friend: “ what did you do this weekend”
You: “Eh, went out with my one friend. Holy shit did I get Leigh’d !

Leigh’d by Your mom likes my wand 69 July 31, 2020

leigh’d 

When you have no concept of time or space. Or how long ago things actually took place in the past.

Me: let’s get together?
Friend: I just hung out with you 2 weeks ago
Me: that was 13 years ago.

Friend: nope
Me: ughh you leigh’d me again

leigh’d by Your mom likes my wand 69 August 1, 2020

Leigh’d 

When you pour your heart out in a 22 page letter proclaiming your undying love for someone. Their only reply 17 days later is your grammatical error of the contraction you’re.

Me:Omg I sent her this awesome letter.

Your friend:oh yea, what did she say?
Me: nothing except “*you’re”.

Friend: fuck man, you got leigh’d

Leigh’d by Your mom likes my wand 69 August 1, 2020

leigh disease 

a disease commonly caught by having sexual realtions with one by the name of tera.

dude i fucked tera and have leigh disease.

leigh disease by nilsson February 18, 2008

National Grace Leigh day 

THE DAY TO CELEBRATE YOUR FAVOURITE PERSON EVER

Eg. It's national Grace Leigh day, I love her!!!
This is to celebrate your favourite person

National Grace Leigh day by Stargalco March 20, 2023

National Sienna Leigh Jackson Day 

National Sienna Leigh Jackson Day is on the 30th of June, on this day everyone must be friendly to Sienna Jackson and bring her gifts if you would like to give her something for her special day! This day is for one individual called Sienna Leigh Jackson

Do you know what day it is today?
It's National Sienna Leigh Jackson Day

National Sienna Leigh Jackson Day by Lee Thomas Harwood May 23, 2022

Demi-leigh 

Demi-leigh is an amazing, beautiful girl. She's funny an amazing friend and all round amazing person to be around. Demi-leigh is si trust worthy you can tell that girl oat and she won't tell a single soul. Not to mention how amazing she looks. Demi-leigh is the best person you will ever meet. Never say no to demi-leigh or you will regret it. She's a flirt and watch out because she can make you like her with out even trying. Demi-leigh will normally pretend hate you when she likes you. Demi-leigh is so smart and pretty it's to good. She loves her family and friends so much she would do anything for then. She's the one everyone is talking about at school and every one likes. Demi-leigh will be very kind to her friends but she is insane when it gets to the people she does really hate. Don't get confused demi-leigh will pertend to be confident but she's not inside. If u ever get the chance with demi-leigh take it cuz its worth it. Every one needs a demi in there life you can't live with out one.

"Look at that girl over there she's stunning "
"Ohh she is,wait it's demi-leigh! "

Demi-leigh by Demi-leigh October 3, 2018