When you pour your heart out in a 22 page letter proclaiming your undying love for someone. Their only reply 17 days later is your grammatical error of the contraction you’re.
Me:Omg I sent her this awesome letter.
Your friend:oh yea, what did she say?
Me: nothing except “*you’re”.
Friend: fuck man, you got leigh’d
Your friend:oh yea, what did she say?
Me: nothing except “*you’re”.
Friend: fuck man, you got leigh’d
by Your mom likes my wand 69 August 01, 2020
When you beg your soulmate, who abandoned you at the alter, 500x to hang out she finally agrees after 9 months. You pull into her driveway and her head pops up from the bushes where she was taking a shit like a Prairie dog revealing the outfit her roommate had laid out the night before on their Bert and Ernie beds. She has on a batting helmet, an Amish ankle length denim skirt, a black poofy shouldered blouse with a tank top (that says moon child) over it to hide the fact her beautiful boobs broke all the buttons. As she climbs into your car you notice her ankle monitor. You inquire and she says she has 10 minutes and 10 seconds until she has to be home or her roommate will shred her for violating the house arrest. So you both jump into the back seat. As you take your pants off she vomits spaghettios all over your cock. Then pulls out a stick and 2-18” cucumbers from her purse and tells you to play with her pussy using her magic wand named TWSS which was given to her by her alien friend. And to insert 1 cucumber into her throbbing butthole while she deepthroats the other. So you comply because you are afraid. You make love under the crescent moon. After you both orgasm unlike any other you’ve ever had you both do shot of whiskey. She disappears under the moonlight back into her house before her ankle monitor goes off. You’re about to drive home and realize your Cinderella had left behind one sock, and a jar full of bread and butter pickles. You know she is your twin flame.
Your friend: “ what did you do this weekend”
You: “Eh, went out with my one friend. Holy shit did I get Leigh’d !
You: “Eh, went out with my one friend. Holy shit did I get Leigh’d !
by Your mom likes my wand 69 July 31, 2020
Me: let’s get together?
Friend: I just hung out with you 2 weeks ago
Me: that was 13 years ago.
Friend: nope
Me: ughh you leigh’d me again
Friend: I just hung out with you 2 weeks ago
Me: that was 13 years ago.
Friend: nope
Me: ughh you leigh’d me again
by Your mom likes my wand 69 August 01, 2020