A brawl, “donnybrook,” fracas, or melee illegally initiated by benighted fools with less real teeth than fingers who are manipulated by an insecure man with an IQ of 60 and a micro-penis.

Don Jr: “Do you want to go to the One America News Network and hang out?”
Eric: “Are you sure? It sounds like Legitimate Political Discourse just waiting to happen.”

Legitimate Political Discourse by Big Viking in the 805 February 10, 2022

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Legitimate Solo

A solo, usually on guitar, that is so melodic and awesome that you must yell "Legitimate solo!" whenever it occurs in a song.

Tom: Dude, listen to this solo from Master of Puppets

Dave: LEGITIMATE SOLO!!!

Legitimate Solo by ThePluft March 22, 2010

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legitimate rake

in a case of legitimate rake, your yard has way of rejecting the cleaning. so when you go outside the next day, your yard is covered in leaves and is back to the way it was.

Joe: dude, didn't you just rake this yesterday?

tom: yeah....

joe: it must be a case of legitimate rake.

legitimate rake by girls name October 29, 2012

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LEGITAMIFIED

le·git·a·ma·fy adjective, noun. li-jit-ah-mah-fiy

1. To make legitimate. The act of giving a statement credence.
2. To justify; sanction or authorize.
3. To give legal force to.
4. To set in stone.

"Don't legitamify that saying!!!"
"Just sign on the dotted line. Lets get it legitamified and then we'll talk about it."
"Amanda loves James. She totally legitamified it last night."

LEGITAMIFIED by TheLegitamifier July 13, 2007

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legitimate businessman

A euphemism for a mobster, usually of the Italian mafia. It usually is used for someone that holds a decent rank (i.e. someone with underlings). While there might have once been a time when it was used in seriousness, it's now almost always used sarcastically.

The Sicilian store owner on my block is a very legitimate businessman. He can get what you're looking for.

legitimate businessman by JackTheNipper March 5, 2008

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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