leggless

Where you can't even be you in the moment, at this moment you know your leggles and need to get your shit together but you just can not but at the same time can't stand for shit that you have to be the sk and kick on anyways for the bender woooo

"Broooo your leggless"
Man I wouldn't wanna be anything else "WHERE THE FUCK ARE KICK ONSSSSS"

by Leggless May 22, 2018

legless

Slang, means intoxicated, drunk. When people get drunk they loose their sense of balance, i.e. legless. Chiefly british.

Downed 8 pints last night I was totally legless.

by Joe February 1, 2005

Legless

So drunk you keep falling over. Same ass Gatted and Ratarsed.

Me and Daz went down the social last night, we got absolutely legless.

by Johnny Bosanova January 1, 2004

legless dog

A legless dog is a term for a piece of shit, because it looks like a miniture brown dog without legs.

Where's your bathroom? I gotta send the legless dog out to sea.

by Chode bone November 10, 2006

leggles

a term referring to the shape of a woman's leg which resembles tree trunks; legs that have no distinguishing features of a thigh, knee, calf, and ankle; legs that are one size from the thigh to the ankle, usually seen in girls with hefty legs; in close relation to the term "cankle"

"Damn, check out that girl's leggles".

by AMillie60 April 16, 2009

Legless

To be "legless" is to get so drunk that you cannot stand up or walk on your own.

Often they are the drunkest person at an event or in an area. They were probably the life of the party five minutes prior.

Leglessness is a lifestyle. You do not choose it. It chooses you.

The Legless Legacy torch or "Leglecy" is passed down from generation to generation only to those who prove their master drinking ability through a battle to the death.

1: "Hey Legless, what'd you do this weekend?"
2: "Smoked the wrong end of the cigarette, hooked up with *****, and punched my friend in the face. You know, nothing out of the ordinary."

by MarshaF October 27, 2012

legless iguana

The male penis. To be used in like context as one eyed snake

Rene is so down for the legless iguana.

Or

Dude that girl is a fiend for the legless iguana

by Broni April 22, 2008