leggles 

a term referring to the shape of a woman's leg which resembles tree trunks; legs that have no distinguishing features of a thigh, knee, calf, and ankle; legs that are one size from the thigh to the ankle, usually seen in girls with hefty legs; in close relation to the term "cankle"

"Damn, check out that girl's leggles".

leggles by AMillie60 April 16, 2009

legalese 

A way of talking or writing used mostly by lawyers and corporations, as a way to explain and elaborate every square inch of the matter at hand - creating an airtight verbal bubble that leaves no room for ambiguity.

This is done by writing as little as possible with as many words as possible, in such a way that Average Joe won't have a single clue what is presented to him, yet agrees to it because he couldn't care less about reading page up and page down with all that legal nonsense before he gets to use his new computer program.

Average Joe: "Your program destroyed by PC! I'm suing!"
Big corporation: "You can't. You consented to waive all your customer-, civil- and moral rights upon agreeing to our Terms of Use license before using the product."
Average Joe: "How was I supposed to know that?! It was 72 pages written in legalese!"

legalese by 71aces February 2, 2009

legless 

Slang, means intoxicated, drunk. When people get drunk they loose their sense of balance, i.e. legless. Chiefly british.

Downed 8 pints last night I was totally legless.

legless by Joe February 1, 2005

Legalese 

The dialect that the "legal" profession uses to hoodwink people into paying them a week's wage for an hour's work. See conflict of interest.

Attorneys use Legalese to be able to tell lies about regular people without the regular people being able to understand what's said about them.

Legalese by Downstrike September 13, 2004

Legless 

So drunk you keep falling over. Same ass Gatted and Ratarsed.

Me and Daz went down the social last night, we got absolutely legless.

Legless by Johnny Bosanova January 1, 2004

legless dog 

A legless dog is a term for a piece of shit, because it looks like a miniture brown dog without legs.

Where's your bathroom? I gotta send the legless dog out to sea.

legless dog by Chode bone November 10, 2006

Legless 

To be "legless" is to get so drunk that you cannot stand up or walk on your own.

Often they are the drunkest person at an event or in an area. They were probably the life of the party five minutes prior.

Leglessness is a lifestyle. You do not choose it. It chooses you.

The Legless Legacy torch or "Leglecy" is passed down from generation to generation only to those who prove their master drinking ability through a battle to the death.

1: "Hey Legless, what'd you do this weekend?"
2: "Smoked the wrong end of the cigarette, hooked up with *****, and punched my friend in the face. You know, nothing out of the ordinary."

Legless by MarshaF October 27, 2012