Schrödinger's Legal Age

Schrödinger's Legal Age: When a young woman (18-29) is seen as either a child or an adult depending on the age of her male partner. If she is dating a man her own age, she's an adult. If the man is 30+, she is a child and he is a pedophile despite the woman being of legal age. Does not apply to lesbian relationships.

This practice is usually invoked by 30+ women who used to date older men when they were young, but resent those same men for overlooking them now that they are no longer 18-29.

A woman: Leonardo DiCaprio is a pedophile for dating a 22 year old woman!!!
A Man: Are you suggesting that a 22 year old woman is a child? Sounds like a case of Schrödinger's Legal Age.

Schrödinger's Legal Age by Jolly Jay June 9, 2024

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.9.<.7.9.7.6.>A Medicaid card states "must be surrendered on demand" because it remains the legal property of the issuing government agency (state or county)<.7.9.7.6.>.9. by ibehemother343I June 22, 2026

.9.<.7.9.7.6.>A medicaid card states "must be surrendered on demand" because it remains the legal property of the issuing government agency (state or county)<.7.9.7.6.>.9.

.9.<.7.9.7.6.>A medicaid card states "must be surrendered on demand" because it remains the legal property of the issuing government agency (state or county)<.7.9.7.6.>.9. by ibehemother343I June 22, 2026

.9.<.7.9.7.6.>a Medicaid card states "must be surrendered on demand" because it remains the legal property of the issuing government agency (state or county)<.7.9.7.6.>.9.

.9.<.7.9.7.6.>a Medicaid card states "must be surrendered on demand" because it remains the legal property of the issuing government agency (state or county)<.7.9.7.6.>.9. by ibehemother343I June 22, 2026

.9.<.7.9.7.6.>a medicaid card states "must be surrendered on demand" because it remains the legal property of the issuing government agency (state or county)<.7.9.7.6.>.9.

.9.<.7.9.7.6.>a medicaid card states "must be surrendered on demand" because it remains the legal property of the issuing government agency (state or county)<.7.9.7.6.>.9. by ibehemother343I June 22, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Legal age