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left one cooking 

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When you fart in your car before you get out on a hot day with the windows up. Then when you return to the it has been "cooking" until you got back.
"When I went out for lunch I had forgot that I had left one cooking since the morning and the smell damn near killed me!"
left one cooking by 1Steve1027 January 14, 2009

Lick my left one 

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An alternative to Bite my banger. Giving an individual the choice of which testicle to lick.
Friend 1 - Hey, I heard you copped off with a right minger the other night?

Friend 2 - Why don't you Lick my left one?
Lick my left one by blurtworth January 5, 2011

suck my left one 

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after someone says something you didn't want to hear, or does something that pisses you off, say "suck my left one." of course for a guy its his left berry, for a girl, if anyone gets confused say, "nah ma, not testicles, my left BOOB!"
Amanda: "dude, you look mad dumb."
Sam: "Suck my left one!"
Amanda: "Huh?"
Sam: "Nah ma, not testicles, my left BOOB!"
suck my left one by mandabee January 19, 2007

The left one

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The ball that is always hit and hurts like a bitch, generally happens in sports.
****! Its always the left one!
The left one by Guywhosebored July 19, 2011

And If The Left One Is Bigger...? 

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A term used when someone goes on a long rant about a totally pointless or super-intelligent subject that no one cares about/understands.
Guy 1 - And Thats the theory for quantum physics.
Guy 2 - And if the left one is bigger...?

you got one bitch left, hear 

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This is a phrase often said when someone you are around continously uses the word "bitch" to refer to you. This is phrase used as somewhat of a warning to the one using the word "bitch".
Alright, you got one bitch left, hear.
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mormon assault vehicle

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another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

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A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
Word of the Day on August 17, 2026
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