left one

someone asks you to do something that you dont wanna do suck my.......

your friend: can i have a fag? You: "suck my left one" or alternatively "lick me left lip"

by Craig Anthony June 7, 2007

The left one

The ball that is always hit and hurts like a bitch, generally happens in sports.

****! Its always the left one!

by Guywhosebored July 19, 2011

left one cooking

When you fart in your car before you get out on a hot day with the windows up. Then when you return to the it has been "cooking" until you got back.

"When I went out for lunch I had forgot that I had left one cooking since the morning and the smell damn near killed me!"

by 1Steve1027 January 14, 2009

And If The Left One Is Bigger...?

A term used when someone goes on a long rant about a totally pointless or super-intelligent subject that no one cares about/understands.

Guy 1 - And Thats the theory for quantum physics.
Guy 2 - And if the left one is bigger...?

by TalcumPower November 4, 2011

Lick my left one

An alternative to Bite my banger. Giving an individual the choice of which testicle to lick.

Friend 1 - Hey, I heard you copped off with a right minger the other night?

Friend 2 - Why don't you Lick my left one?

by blurtworth January 5, 2011

suck my left one

after someone says something you didn't want to hear, or does something that pisses you off, say "suck my left one." of course for a guy its his left berry, for a girl, if anyone gets confused say, "nah ma, not testicles, my left BOOB!"

Amanda: "dude, you look mad dumb."
Sam: "Suck my left one!"
Amanda: "Huh?"
Sam: "Nah ma, not testicles, my left BOOB!"

by mandabee January 17, 2007