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leaseophobia

A person exhibiting an irrational fear that the lease on Indemnity House will run out leading to the question "what will become of us all?" The most notorious case of this under-publicised mental ailment has been found in a west lancashire man by the name of Philip Andrew Robinson.
My leaseophobia is stopping me sleeping, just renew the lease, please!
leaseophobia by mattrover February 4, 2015
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lesbophobia 

Hatred, fear and disgust towards lesbians.

This is quite common, especially in South Africa, where corrective rape happens.

Contrary to the popular belief that men love lesbians, it's actually the (straight) males who are the lesbophobes. They think they can turn them straight or they hate the overall masculine ones who mimic them & take their girls. Only few girls are lesbophobic, especially the religious nuts.
Look at this dyke. What is she wearing?

Keep your lesbophobia to yourself bastard. You're just jealous that her suit is nicer than yours dude.
lesbophobia by lesbophobia August 15, 2012

lesbophobia 

an irrational negative response to lesbian women based on the fact that they have sexual/ strong emotional relationships with other women
lesbophobia by Dykezilla November 4, 2003

lesbophobia 

Lesbophobe: "Lesbianism is biphobic đŸ™„ "
Normal person: "Shut up. That's lesbophobia."
lesbophobia by popkka April 21, 2021

Leakophobia 

The irrational fear that citizens will find out about corporate or governmental secrets through the unwanted release of internal documents.
The government displayed an exceptional leakophobia in response to the release of documents that exposed war crimes committed by the military.