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Before peeing: When a man really has to go pee and a drop of piss forms at the tip of the penis. He really has to go.
After peeing: When a man pisses and finishes up quickly, by the time he zips up, the last few drops of urine might not have left the urethra, so he might get his boxers a few drops of pee or so.

Could also deal with semen instead of pee. Pre-cum before or remaining cum afterwards can cause leaky dick.
Ahh dude I really gotta go, I got leaky dick! I just wiped off a lil piss from my dick! Hurry!!
leaky dick by I M A Dogg January 6, 2009
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Leaky Dick Material 

When a hot woman walks by and makes your Dick leak a little bit.
That beatch is so hot, she's Leaky Dick Material.

Damn, that woman that just walked by made my dick leak!
Leaky Dick Material by mjh79 December 14, 2009

Dick Leafy 

Girl: “wanna get down and dick leafy?”
Guy: “oh would I!”
Dick Leafy by Dick leafy October 16, 2018

Dick leak 

Leakage from the dick, typically blood, snot, and urine. most people are confused with "cum" or "come" or semen leaking from the dick, but that is untrue due to the fact that semen comes from the anus.
Man Mike has some dick leak going on.

LeakyWicks 

The condition shared by older men necessitating prolonged shaking at the urinal stall. This condition has fathered an entire industry of insertable underwear pads.
Hey, do you notice that we're spending more and more time before we button up?
Yeah, I think the age of Leakywicks has come upon us.
LeakyWicks by Bluestone Bandit December 3, 2010

Dicky Leaks 

Leaking of semen from penis during sleep, possibly after having a sexy dream. It is usually found out about in the morning.
- Morning Sir! How was your sleep?
- I got dicky leaks all over the mattress. You gotta change that bed.
Dicky Leaks by DickyLeaks July 24, 2016