Lazzer 

Someone who is on their 'lazz' also known as larry.

Being on their own, perhaps through no fault of their own, so not the same as a loner, but someone who has been left on their own for whatever reason.

Through bullying or isolation.
Or just generally wanting to be a 'lazzer'

'Ooh! See Naomi over there, she's a right lazzer!'

Lazzer by Naomi Huggins January 8, 2009

Lazzer 

A lazy person or someone who always gets other people to things for them.

Jess: get me that gin bottle from the kitchen Babes
Tom: Why are you such a lazzer for man get it yourself

Lazzer by Thatdonmeek March 25, 2020

IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER 

Part of the "IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER" meme originating from 4chan's /b/ imageboard. The original picture is an image of Imperfect Cell level 2 from the anime Dragon Ball Z, with his face blacked out, giant open mouth and red lips, and cockeyed... erm, eyes done poorly in MSPAINT with the caption "IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER", "IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER" or "SHOOP DA WHOOP". This version of the character is known as Nigra Cell. Other images under this meme involve the blacking out of the face and addition of Nigra Cell's mouth and eyes, with a much greater potential variety of captions. Picture modified in this way are often referred to as having been "shooped." This is a play on the phrase "shopped," which refers to using the program Photoshop to edit a picture.

I's just a what, bitch? Imma chargin mah lazer. Imma firin mah lazer. Shoop da whoop!

The above phrase should be in all caps, in following with the meme.

A man wearing a suit: "IMMA WEARIN MAH BLAZER"

A Motorola Razr plugged in: "IMMA CHARGIN MAH RAZR"

IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER by MachineCode May 10, 2007

lezzer

A lesbian.

"She's a right old lezzer"

lezzer by moof July 10, 2003

adam lazzara 

the lead singer of taking back sunday
also known as the sexiest man alive.

That lead singer dude from taking back sunday, Adam Lazzara, is super hot.

adam lazzara by Mel Siv May 1, 2006

lazerbanger 

Someone, generally a male who has an orgasm relatively quickly when having sex.

I had sex with this guy last night, and he was a total lazerbanger, he lasted 2 minutes.

lazerbanger by señor snickles November 4, 2010

Lanzer 

the creator of go-gaia, and the man who stole all my desire to have a social life from me.

Party? Uh... no thanks, Lanzer's releasing the donation letters tonight...

Lanzer by Laurelie March 9, 2004