Lizzed

To laugh so hard that you wizz in your pants; a combination of laughing and wizzing. Taken from an episode of 30 Rock.

"That episode was so funny I was lizzed all night."

by ConspiracyTheory123 March 26, 2009

lizzed

To be extremely wasted, and make out with random guys, as well as pee in inappropriate places

Boy 1: oh my god did you see that girl pee in the shower last night??
Boy 2: yeah she was totally lizzed

by Alison Tweds September 30, 2009

Lizzed

Lizzed is a beautiful girl. She is shy but once you get to know her she will be the best thing you will have. She likes to go on adventures and she will love and cherish you like no other.

Usually doesn’t like to let her feelings out because she is scared to.

Lizzed is really pretty but she looks sad

by Yolkiii May 26, 2018

Lizzed

To leave a situation unannounced.
To unexpectedly walk out.

When his girl left him in the middle of the night, we knew he got Lizzed.

by This is me. October 8, 2022

Lizzed

To walk away unexpectedly.
To leave unannounced.

The night she walked out, the whole town knew he had been Lizzed.

by This is me. October 8, 2022

Lizzed

To be smashed in the balls by a baseball bat or for the girls having an airbag go off right into your tits in the the same way that Liz Cheney just Lizzed the shit out of Donald Trump in the final January Sixth commitee meeting.

Ohhh man that poor fucker just got so lizzed

by Roozy666 October 14, 2022

Lizzet

The most amazing person on the whole entire planet. The most loyal, trustworthy, and the most flawless girl ever. She can make you feel special and worth it. She is the most gorgeous person you'll ever meet. When you get the chance to date one you better make sure you never lose her.

Damn......who's that
That's a Lizzet, you can tell cuz she's gorgeous

by Bestfriend000 February 1, 2016