lazed 

Lazed - ignoring something cause you're lazy.

have u pwned him in cs yet?
- na, i lazed teh game...

lazed by ceph February 28, 2004

laced blunt 

A “laced blunt” is marijuana laced with other drugs such as PCP or MDMA. Side effects includes hallucinations, disorientation, paranoia, etc.

MotorSport - Migos ft. Nicki Minaj & Cardi B

Nicki's Verse: "Attention, I'ma need you to face front You don't wanna smoke with me , this is a laced blunt

laced blunt by uglass hoe December 10, 2017

Layed up 

Chillen/relaxing/vibing with someone.

Im tryna be layed up with my boo right now

Layed up by @sb December 13, 2016

Lazej 

lazej

Random twitch chat viewer: Lazej
Twitch Streamer: Who the fuck is LAZEJ???
Lazej: Lazej

Lazej by lazej February 17, 2023

IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER 

Part of the "IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER" meme originating from 4chan's /b/ imageboard. The original picture is an image of Imperfect Cell level 2 from the anime Dragon Ball Z, with his face blacked out, giant open mouth and red lips, and cockeyed... erm, eyes done poorly in MSPAINT with the caption "IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER", "IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER" or "SHOOP DA WHOOP". This version of the character is known as Nigra Cell. Other images under this meme involve the blacking out of the face and addition of Nigra Cell's mouth and eyes, with a much greater potential variety of captions. Picture modified in this way are often referred to as having been "shooped." This is a play on the phrase "shopped," which refers to using the program Photoshop to edit a picture.

I's just a what, bitch? Imma chargin mah lazer. Imma firin mah lazer. Shoop da whoop!

The above phrase should be in all caps, in following with the meme.

A man wearing a suit: "IMMA WEARIN MAH BLAZER"

A Motorola Razr plugged in: "IMMA CHARGIN MAH RAZR"

IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER by MachineCode May 10, 2007

lazidium

The secret ingredient put into food at restaurants that makes you tired and unable to be productive after you eat. Primarily found in foods from Mexican burrito shops and taco stands.

"I'm not going to be able to get anything done this afternoon. I went to Roberto's Taco Shop for lunch and they put too much lazidium in my burrito. I'm going to go take a nap under my desk.

lazidium by ernmoran March 11, 2011

lazerbanger 

Someone, generally a male who has an orgasm relatively quickly when having sex.

I had sex with this guy last night, and he was a total lazerbanger, he lasted 2 minutes.

lazerbanger by señor snickles November 4, 2010