lazycom

Someone who doesn't stay in touch or forgets to get back to you out of lazyness.

- Did he call you last night?
- No, he's a lazycom.

by ulf.st June 4, 2011

lazytomafosours

Is a rare disease that happens to make you super lazy! Anyone who has been sleeping with a person for over a year will get the same disease except it will only be sporadically.

I have homework, laundry and many other things to do but i cant get the will to do them! Damn this lazytomafosours disease!

by Dumpy! November 6, 2009

lazycock

Commonly confused with erectile dysfunction, "lazycock" is when your dick won't get hard. Not because it can't. Just because it doesn't feel like it. This disease spans all races and creeds. It doesn't matter if the person attached to the cock in question is horny or not. The closest someone can come to mimicking a lazycock is to fondle a semi flaccid penis for hours. Who knows you may just find out that you are dealing with a genuine lazycock in the process.

Bae: Come back to bed so we can fuck. (bites lip).
Man: I would but I've got a lazycock right now.
Bae: I can fix that. (Holes reference).

by wordwizliz April 1, 2015