lazyboy

-(the quinfecta) aka the ultimate-The action of a man receiving a blow job while, at the same time, getting each testicle massaged by the mouths of two other girls, while a 4th girl rubs the man's back and a 5th girl scratches his nose and feeds him pizza. This does not qualify as an orgy, but is the most epic intimate event yet known to man. If this happens to you make sure you tell as many of your friends as possible because you're a proud member of the quinfecta club of lazyboys.

It was my birthday yesterday so my girl and 4 of her friends gave me a lazyboy . it was the greatest day of my life.

lazyboy by freakbuh23 January 5, 2009

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Lazyboy

A semi-hard penis also known as a chubby.

Dude, that chicks so sexy. What, you got a little lazyboy going on?

Lazyboy by MIC C June 27, 2010

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ladyboy • lazy-boy • lazybones • ladyboys the matinee • Ladyboyed • LadyBoy Fucker • ladyboyland • ladyboy lavatory • ladyboypounder • layboy

Lazybonesitis

A dissease that makes you lazy

"Hey, can you return that shopping cart please to where it belongs?"

"No, Sorry, I have severe Lazybonesitis"

Lazybonesitis by MetroNNNN February 20, 2022

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lazybones

a person at a grocery store parking lot who does not return their shopping cart like a jerk and needs to call the Cart Narcs' lazybones hotline to get counseling and schedule classes on learning how to be a better shopper and being courteous to their fellow human beings. Lazybones may leave shopping carts in other parking spots (spot blocks), in the handicap walkway areas, tip the front wheels into dirt/gravel (curbing), or in the middle of the sidewalk; all are eligible for redemption if they do return their carts to the cart returns or cart corrals provided by the store.

Agent Sebastian of the Cart Narcs: "Wheep skeep widdly woop woop, sir that's not where the carts go! You're leaving your cart out like a big ol' lazybones!"

lazybones by anonymous February 20, 2022