lazy grandpa 

Getting a blowjob while riding on a mobility scooter.

My girlfriend gave me Lazy Grandpa while we were riding around on a scooter at Walmart.

lazy grandpa by Dwejj July 11, 2018

Lazy Grandma 

In a game of pong or Beirut, when asking for a re-rack with three cups remaining a player may ask for a Lazy Grandma. This is a sideways triangle formation, with the single cup on the player's preference of right or left. This is in the place of a forward or backward triangle re-rack.

"Yo let's get a re-rack"
"what do you want"
"Uhh a Lazy Grandma"

Lazy Grandma by Dylan Chavo January 31, 2009