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Layin' down the Lauren

1; A generic alternative for "laying down the mack" 2; to flirt 3; the first step in the process of getting laid
I think it's time that I start layin' down the Lauren

Layin' down the McCleon 

The act of intercepting the opposing team’s pass in Blitz 2000 or Blitz 2001 with St. Louis Rams defensive back Dexter McCleon.
(To opponent(s) after Dexter McCleon interception) Uh!!! Layin' down the McCleon on yo ass!
Layin' down the McCleon by Raagers October 12, 2004

Kinda layin' down

A physical state of relaxation when you are laying down and don't want to be bothered or get up for anyone or for any reason.
phone rings
John: Hello?

Rick: Hey John, my car broke down not too far from your house. Can you come pick me up? I'm stranded at a gas station and its freezing out!

John: Man, I'd love to. But I'm watching Kung Fu and kinda layin' down right now.

*Click* Hangs up phone
Kinda layin' down by Superood November 13, 2017

Layin it down 

To fuck someone so hard they cant breath
Layin it down by JakeFrost October 1, 2016

Layin Tha Shii TF Down 

-to be good at satisfying a woman sexually
-could include intercourse or other means
-screaming through the walls
-given some act right, now she acting right
Me: "I swear to god i "layed tha shii down last night"
Bae: "You gon lay that shii down again?"
Layin Tha Shii TF Down: gave her/him plessure that he/she needed
Layin Tha Shii TF Down by La'Trisha November 21, 2023

Laying down the Carpet 

The act of laying down, or placing a single or a double segment of toilet paper on the surface of the water in the toilet bowl, in order to stop or significantly reduce "splash backs" when relieving oneself.
"I felt the urge to take the biggest crap yesterday and I was afraid I might get some splash-back, so I laid down the carpet before I initiated. 60 percent of the time, it works.... EVERY TIME!"
"Laying down the carpet saved my ass from years of shitty water splashing my asshole."