lawlphins 

"lawlphins" is a creative use of the abbreviation "lawl" which is another version of the word "lol", meaning laughing out loud

often used after you feel like you've said lol too many times and need to spice up the conversation. it was created by jjp for exactly that purpose when she was texting her friend on a very boring car ride.

"Wow i just saw a squirrel steal some cotton candy from my neighbor!"
"LAWLPHINS!"

lawlphins by theblondebeezy May 27, 2009

lawphin 

From the show South Park. A lawphin is a trans-species person who is a dolphin and also a lawyer.

Kyle's dad: Not only am i a dolphin, im also a lawyer.

Guy: so you're a lawphin?

lawphin by Mike May 13, 2005

Lolphinsafetuna 

Another bastardization of the word lol. Others include lolcano, lolocaust etc etc.

Will the Cubs win the world series this year?

Lolphinsafetuna. No.

Lolphinsafetuna by DDOGZ March 20, 2010

lolphins 

another way to spell LAWLPHINS, but not as cool as the previously mentioned word

see lawlphins for definition of lolphins

"OMG DID YOU SEE THAT EXPLOSION?!"
"YEAH! LOLPHINS!"

lolphins by theblondebeezy May 27, 2009

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008