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lawlphins 

"lawlphins" is a creative use of the abbreviation "lawl" which is another version of the word "lol", meaning laughing out loud

often used after you feel like you've said lol too many times and need to spice up the conversation. it was created by jjp for exactly that purpose when she was texting her friend on a very boring car ride.
"Wow i just saw a squirrel steal some cotton candy from my neighbor!"
"LAWLPHINS!"
lawlphins by theblondebeezy May 27, 2009
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From the show South Park. A lawphin is a trans-species person who is a dolphin and also a lawyer.
Kyle's dad: Not only am i a dolphin, im also a lawyer.

Guy: so you're a lawphin?
lawphin by Mike May 13, 2005
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Lolphinsafetuna 

Another bastardization of the word lol. Others include lolcano, lolocaust etc etc.
Will the Cubs win the world series this year?

Lolphinsafetuna. No.
Lolphinsafetuna by DDOGZ March 20, 2010

lolphins 

another way to spell LAWLPHINS, but not as cool as the previously mentioned word

see lawlphins for definition of lolphins
"OMG DID YOU SEE THAT EXPLOSION?!"
"YEAH! LOLPHINS!"
lolphins by theblondebeezy May 27, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026