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lawlphins 

"lawlphins" is a creative use of the abbreviation "lawl" which is another version of the word "lol", meaning laughing out loud

often used after you feel like you've said lol too many times and need to spice up the conversation. it was created by jjp for exactly that purpose when she was texting her friend on a very boring car ride.
"Wow i just saw a squirrel steal some cotton candy from my neighbor!"
"LAWLPHINS!"
lawlphins by theblondebeezy May 27, 2009
Words you can keep
From the show South Park. A lawphin is a trans-species person who is a dolphin and also a lawyer.
Kyle's dad: Not only am i a dolphin, im also a lawyer.

Guy: so you're a lawphin?
lawphin by Mike May 13, 2005
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Lolphinsafetuna 

Another bastardization of the word lol. Others include lolcano, lolocaust etc etc.
Will the Cubs win the world series this year?

Lolphinsafetuna. No.
Lolphinsafetuna by DDOGZ March 20, 2010

lolphins 

another way to spell LAWLPHINS, but not as cool as the previously mentioned word

see lawlphins for definition of lolphins
"OMG DID YOU SEE THAT EXPLOSION?!"
"YEAH! LOLPHINS!"
lolphins by theblondebeezy May 27, 2009
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