lawn dick

Noun see also porch dick. A porch dick who leaves the safety of his front porch and makes his way to the edge of his front yard and proceeds to insult you or let you know what's up. May be accompanied by his children (lawn dicklets) or dogs. May be grilling while wearing a wife beater. Will only fight if you step in his yard.

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lawn dick by jenksk9 April 2, 2015

lawn chair dick

When your dick is small and compact when soft but gets much bigger and more useful when hard.

“How big is it?” “I have a lawn chair dick.”

lawn chair dick by SilverFox435 February 21, 2021