lavour

A man with a huge dick and is good in bed!

He’s a Lavour j wonder if he’ll sleep with me I want to measure his Schlong

by Daddyforlife December 12, 2021

Lovour

She's witty,gorgeous and athletic. Gays love her, women want to be her and guys want to be with her.She can be cold hearted but caring, it depends on you.

"I told lovour she was scary and she asked why, I then said because she needs no one."

by Cherry bombshell October 22, 2018

Labour whore

One of the countless women that chased after the sex god that was Clement Richard Attlee.

Labour Whore: Is that the NHS in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Attlee: Yes, Labour whore. Yes I am. *lovemaking ensues*

by Labour17 January 14, 2009

New Labour

Rebranded UK Labour Party, once a bastion of socialism, now a spin-obsessed turdpile.

Politically, Cherie Blair stands a little to the left of Tony and New Labour. As does Jean-Marie Le Pen, the BNP, Silvio Berlusconi...

by KHD October 25, 2003

lavoratory

A place where scientific research is conducted which doubles as a toilet

Dr Frank Fischenhoffer's world-class lavoratory in California was one of the first in the world to create fluorescent urine after his initial discovery pissing in one of the cubicles

by Doddi October 17, 2007

New Labour

A political party to the right of the Conservitives that professes to be acting in the interests of workers while imposing anti-union laws and tax increases for the poor.

I voted for New Labour in the hope that they'd do some good in the country.

by Angus Prune April 17, 2003

new labour

The first time that a political party has been re-branded using the same technique that Daz uses for its washing powder.
"New Labour, now with 25% extra spin and bullshit Free!"
Following the american idea that presentation is everything and content is irrelevant.
We are now supposed to vote for the one with the best hair cut and straightest teeth.

"smile when you say WMD Mr Blair,then they will believe you"

"If New Labour are elected we will not raise taxes" (warm hand gesture, cheesey grin)

"Safety" cameras...........BULLSHIT!!!!

ejucashun, ejucashun, ejucashun

"That poor Man, found dead in the woods, I must send Mrs Kelly a condolence card"

"It's all the fault of the last government"......IT WAS 9 FUCKING YEARS AGO


LIES, LIES, LIES, LIES, LIES, LIES.

by Flibble June 6, 2005