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The first time that a political party has been re-branded using the same technique that Daz uses for its washing powder.
"New Labour, now with 25% extra spin and bullshit Free!"
Following the american idea that presentation is everything and content is irrelevant.
We are now supposed to vote for the one with the best hair cut and straightest teeth.
"smile when you say WMD Mr Blair,then they will believe you"

"If New Labour are elected we will not raise taxes" (warm hand gesture, cheesey grin)

"Safety" cameras...........BULLSHIT!!!!

ejucashun, ejucashun, ejucashun

"That poor Man, found dead in the woods, I must send Mrs Kelly a condolence card"

"It's all the fault of the last government"......IT WAS 9 FUCKING YEARS AGO

by Flibble May 31, 2005

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Ahh, the all conservatives are evil approach. nice bit of mass generalisation tolerance boy.
"why cant we all just love each other and be at one with the plannet"
because we are humans, not fucking care bears.
wake up and smell the organic mocca-chino you dickwitt.
"Global warming"
2000 years ago it was warm enough to grow wine grapes in nothern england.
Half of southern england WAS underwater, then the earth cooled for about 1000 years.
the global temperature has been steadily rising again since the 15th century and has actually slowed down since the industrial revolution.
typical eco-nazi arrogance to think we are responsible for the natural cycle of the earth.
What ended the last ice age? I suppose it was woolly mammoths in ford fiestas.

P.S I hope that you checked the electricity powering your computer was generated with a renewable energy source, best turn it off just incase it was'nt.
by Flibble May 31, 2005

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