Taylor Launter

An actor who is sometimes the only reason why people would watch the Twlight. He's the werewolf that knows mechanics. Probably has more fangirls than any other character in the movie/book. And a hell lot more attractive than that God-damn Marty Stu Edward Cullen/Robert Pattison
He actually was in movies before that, such as Shark Boy and Lava Girl.

Taylor Launter is much more attractive than Robert Pattison

Taylor Launter by - - Lucky x Charms August 20, 2010

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Taylor (Daniel) Launter

Basically a guy who is very much like Edward Cullen, but has no fucking clue why or what he is doing.

All he knows is that lots of girls find him "cute" or "adorable" but he knows truely that, he just plays a fucking character in a movie thats SUPPOSED to be cute and adorable.

But he knows that he is really, really, fucking ugly in real life, and he is really really retarded.

Almost every girl that read, watched, or knows of twilight, they will become fucked, or obsessive of eiter Taylor Launter or Edward Cullen.

If you like/love Taylor (Daniel) Launter please either kill yourself, or find an ACTUAL boyfriend rather than obsessing yourself over this overrated actor who has no life, because he won't come running to save you like he does with Bella Swan. So go out there and make yourself known.

Also. TDL means "To Do List"
not, Taylor Daniel Launter.

don't remake acronyms, it just fucks the world up more.

Person 1: OMG IT'S TAYLOR (Daniel) LAUNTER
Person 2: WTF. NO. NO. no.

Person 1: Isn't taylor launter hot?
Person 2: No, he isn't.
Person 1: WTF, HE'S THE HOTTEST THING ALIVEEE MORE HOTTER THAN EDWARD CULLEN!!
Person 2: no me.

Taylor (Daniel) Launter by twilightisgaayyyyy April 1, 2009

Launterification

The act of becoming physically like Taylor Launter to impress someone.

Requirements: six pack, pecks

“A lost love is never lost unless what’s lost is the love for your lover.”

That's what Launterification is all about.

Launterification by sK&zC February 8, 2010

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lantae

If u see this name in your girl phone give up. Just know they fuckin. They usually don’t get girls and are antisocial but they know how to make yo bitch feel special.

Girl: Girl lantae make me feel like a queen.
Other girl: Oh really?

lantae by xhulou November 22, 2021

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launzae

Launzae is a one of a kind guy, won’t get to just mess with him when you want. He is very passionate, loving, caring, and has a very fun personality. He tends to get in his feelings a lot but that won’t stop him from showing the love he has for you. If you need anything his always there to giggle with and a shoulder to cry on. He also got to have a vibe or a mysterious connection with you to care bout da lil things you do. But don’t take them for granted, they’re rare. “Unconditional love”💕🥷🏾

Launzae is a ALL IN ONE

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launzae

Launzae is a one of a kind guy, won’t get to just mess with him when you want. He is very passionate, loving, caring, and has a very fun personality. He tends to get in his feelings a lot but that won’t stop him from showing the love he has for you. If you need anything his always there to giggle with and a shoulder to cry on. He also got to have a vibe or a mysterious connection with you to care bout da lil things you do. But don’t take them for granted, they’re rare. “Unconditional love”💕🥷🏾

Launzae is a ALL IN ONE!!!!

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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