LaShawn 

LaShawn is usually a ditzy girl with Island Blood in her. She cool, funny, and very cute. Anyone who meets her will instantly fall in love with her. Lots of guys like her but she doesnt realize it till later on. Some of her best friends are guys but they wont take it too far with her. Mostly they are Capricorns and are the sweetest girls ever but is very heavy handed.

1: Man what happened to you?
2: I just got LaShawned, not only is my arm numb but now i like her.
1: Dang, i'm sorry David.
2: Its ok bro.

LaShawn by NekoToShanii June 17, 2012

Lashawn 

Normally a tall handsome boy , Very Handsome . Biggest Cutest Smile in the Whole entire world . He is normally smart , A Trouble maker in class . When he likes a girl he acts very shy, She will walk in the room and he will look until she looks at him . Then his eyes go down on his work . He loves to talk to the girl of his dreams in class . He doesn't know she likes him . But she does . She already fell hard . A Lashawn is the boy of every girls dreams .

*Sitting in class*

Girl ; Hey is that Lashawn ?
Girl 2 ; Yes . Omg . He is so cute .

Girl ; Hash tag dibs .

The boys smile is so cute . He must be a Lashawn

Lashawn by Shortyyyyy72 April 13, 2014

Lashawn 

Handsome, sometimes Lies 🙄 has a lot of friends 🥰 Loves his Girlfriend ❤️🐰💕Loves games and funny 😄

HEs vErY hAnDsOmE

Me: He’s a Lashawn and he’s mine

Lashawn by Doo doo master 104 November 29, 2018

Lashawn 

A Karen of a different color

Lashawn went nuts on me you might wanna steer clear.

Lashawn by Kelly Joe August 23, 2021

Lashawn 

This type of person is a cute valorant e-dater that goons to valorant gay sex with indian acented scam calls over the audio and likes eating what usual black people eat

You look like a lashawn you monkey

Lashawn by TP12331 June 13, 2025

LaShawn Balls 

a very huge handsome man with big scrumptious shoulders and loves to pour milk on himself at night and sing Christmas carols very nice and good and great very huge and beautiful man with the manliest features AHHHHHH

oh is that lashawn balls?

oh you mean that huge awesome hujunk of handsome yeah thats just lashawn balls

LaShawn Balls by FlingaFlonga April 28, 2022

LaShawn Barber 

Another hypocrtical conservative pundit who rants on and on about feminism and government dependency, yet is a 38 year old unmarried, barren, and selfish welfare queen. She claims to be pro-life and against feminism, yet as a 38 year old blogger earning sufficient money to support a family, she is not willing to adopt fetuses who otherwise might be aborted, nor has she had her own kids. She qualifies as a feminist who puts her own blogging career needs over starting a family. She rants on and on about government dependence, yet when her sister ( a normal sane person with functional arms and legs) needs money, instead of using genuine conservative rhetoric like "be an enterprising black women and go out and work hard for the money," she posts a PAYPAL donation link to help support her sister. Little does she know that whether it is the government, or a paypal donation, she is telling her Sister that it is okay not to work hard, and rely on either the government or other folks' donations to get by.

Person 1:
"U-G-L-Y
You ain't got no ALIBI
You're Barren."

Person 2: "Hey.. is that about the hypocritical LaShawn Barber?"

Person 1: "How'd you know!"

Person 2: "I mean it had to be either her or Ann Coulter. Both are hypocritical barren pundits."

LaShawn Barber by Angryblackconservative July 1, 2005