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F.W.T.B.T. (I Dream of Lars Ulrich Being Thrown Through the Bus Window Instead of My Mystikal Master Kliff Burton) 

Standing for: For Whom The Bell Tolls this is a somewhat cover of the Metallica song of the same name. The cover was created by dronemetalists Sunn O))) (pronounced sun).
I hate Lars so much what a d-bag he makes me want to listen to F.W.T.B.T. (I Dream of Lars Ulrich Being Thrown Through the Bus Window Instead of My Mystikal Master Kliff Burton) all day long!

rip cliff burton

dirty lars 

When you and your gay best friend look up at the stars on a trampoline when he questions if you’d do it with him. Unsure of your own sexuality you agree to do it with him as he starts to stick his cock up your nose. You then start start bouncing on the trampoline in enjoyment as if you were 5 again.
BRO, me and Jackson did a dirty Lars last night! It was a different experience
dirty lars by Astyrl January 18, 2021

dirty lars 

When you and your gay best friend are have a sleepover on a trampoline under the stars and he says that he would do it with you. Unsure of your sexuality you agree and he then proceeds to stick his cock in your nose. As also stick a stick you found up your ass. You then enjoy a night of painful pleasure.
BRO! Me and Jackson did a dirty Lars last night!
dirty lars by Astyrl January 18, 2021

larsdötter 

Very beautiful girl with an amazing smile.
She is popular and every girl wants to be her. She has a perfect booty and amazing boobs she is good at mostly everything but doesn’t think so herself which makes her try ten times harder.

She is also amazing in bed.
I want to be her...
I want to be a Larsdötter
larsdötter by Black ganjaman October 8, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026