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Shauna Lawrance 

Shauna Lawrance ... hmmm , my girl is just fucking beautiful honestly . She likes to disagree with me when I call her “beautiful” but the next time she disagrees with me ... We are gonnnaaa fight !
Shauna Lawrance is simply just beautiful , no question about it .

Laurance 

Laurance is first and foremost, a true gentleman in every way imaginable! You've NEVER seen such eloquent and polished good manners with pure grace and charm. They usually have beautiful honey brown eyes, bathed that can look straight into your very soul, and will catch you totally offguard, leaving you helpless. They are brilliantly gifted in their genius intelligence yet take people of simple minds as they are, without judgements or expectations, for anything more than you just simply are. You have to admire that about Laurance. He is extremely handsome and very sexiiii with a raw sexual sensuality that oozes right out of their pores. The sexiest thing they possess is their very refined manly yet tender sexi voice as they lean over and whisper into your ear causing your body to simply, shamefully respond. They have a beautiful body and very well endowed . They are fearless when it comes to protecting the weak, especially women and children. They also love to nurture others, and in turn it also nurtures them as well. He is very funny in a unique and quirky way for offbeat humor and can be obscene to everyone's naughty delight. He is usually an Artist of some fashion, be it a writer, a painter, a musician, poet, or sometimes ALL of the above. Above all things, he is a music lover to the extreme and utmost, as Laurance's are very deeply emotionally passionate in every way imaginable.
Laurance is the sexiest man alive in my humble opinion
Laurance by loving_sweetness April 20, 2017
To fart into the open mouth of someone who has passed out, typically from consuming excessive amounts of alcohol. The lafrance is a party challenge: if a party patron has been so stupid as to consume more alcohol than their limit and to pass out as a result, other party patrons are welcome to try to position their posterior over the mouth of the passed out person and fart.
The origination of the lafrance may have been influenced by the movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail where a French soldier tells the English that he is going to "fart in (their) general direction."
Bill passed out with his mouth open. I'm going to go lafrance him!
lafrance by Jack-a-roe56 January 15, 2006

Maya Lawrance 

everyone needs a Maya Lawrance in their life. she makes you feel better about yourself.
That was really Maya Lawrance of you.
Maya Lawrance by Maya Lawrance June 12, 2023

you're being a Laurance 

A Lil piss drinking mongrel that lives in the toilet and eats your shit for fun and also strives to the most annoying being ever!
Oh you're being a Laurance today grow the fuck up you little shit

lawrance mathews 

a boy that is wild and crazy and likes PvZ garden warfare also loves fnaf (five nights at freddys) and minecraft and loves to play with friends on Xbox 360 and Xbox 1
"wanna play fnaf or PvZ or minecraft"
"sure Lawrance Mathews"

"you are crazy"
"i know"
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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