Commonly reffered to as large fingersyndrome, when a persons fingers are excessive in size. This can only be fixed by finger reduction surgery, or if you chopped your fingers off.
"Someone told me that Lou Ferrigno was smaller than Arnie; like he was only five foot four or something! WRONGO! I saw him at a downtown nightclub! They practically had to take the door off the hinges so he could get in. He's gargantic!!"