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frappa-lappa caramel machiatto mocha shake 

Noun.
A made up beverage from starbucks, typically used sarcastically to poke fun at the actual ridiculous drinks people order that are too confusing for normal people (dunkin donut drinkers) to remember and/or say.
Bob: "Hey Tim, I'm doing a starbucks run! Want anything?"

Tim: "Uh, what are you getting?"

Bob: "A Venti Non-fat Peppermint Chai Mocha Latte, skin milk, no cream light on the foam with an extra shot of expresso. And you?"

Tim: "UH....hit me up with a... frappa-lappa caramel machiatto mocha shake, I guess?"

Bob: "You dissapoint me."

Man lappa 

Nickname for A female who is boy-crazy and fw a lot of men.
“You really are a man lappa
Man lappa by Roskndr_ April 16, 2023

frappa lappa dappa chino

an imaginary starbucks drink that you order, but not to actually get anything. If you get the barista to actually charge you for it, bonus points
Starbucks Barista "Hi, how can I help you today?"

John: "Yes, I would like one frappa lappa dappa chino"

Starbucks Barista: "ok, lol, what size?"

Lappetizer 

While waiting for your food to come at a drive-in restaurant, your girl leans over and gives you a pre-dinner blow job.
Tim: Hey Steve, I finally got a date with that hoochie mama you set me up with.

Steve: Oh yeah? what did you do?

Tim: I took her to Sonic, and while we was waiting for our meal, she leaned over and gave me a lappetizer! She was so full of protein, she couldn't even finish her chili dog!
Lappetizer by Tim Fuer August 22, 2011

LappySheep 

LappySheep is a salty warwick main in league of legends & he plays minecraft ssm. He is an autistic child that scream random things in his mic & he has a tiny penis
Omg it's "LappySheep" the best guy alive
LappySheep by GeyBoi123 June 11, 2017

lappdumb 

The intense emotion of dumb exhibited by arknights players after they farm rocks for hours on end
Person 1: something dumb
Person 2: lappdumb
Person 1: Aosta
Person 2: Aosta
lappdumb by Puffer. December 22, 2021