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would like to have someone sat on the persons lap.
Person 1: yo get on my lap rn.
Person 2: damn you down bad for some lappage huh?
lappage by 69er123 August 25, 2022
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lippage slippage 

When the lips of a woman's vagina slip past whatever she is wearing, exposing them to the world.
Brenda was in yoga class when the woman in front of her bent over and experienced lippage slippage.
the result of random exploding lamps
Oh my god, my dad died of lampage!
lampage by Butterscotch Jones February 17, 2008
term used for something sloppy, dripping, moist, used, etc... Usually a negative term.
Guy1 "hey look over there at that woman in the tight bikini"
Guy2 "yeah i saw her bend over earlier, jesus man you could see her lapage!"
Guy1 "WTF!"
lapage by loci74 August 29, 2005
Lippage-is when a woman has issues with her vaginal lips to the point they need to be re-adjusted. Causes-panties moving, tight pants, dry lips or just an itch. Signs a girl has lippage-the wiggle and walk, the have to pee dance, a casual coochie scratch, or just full out lip picken.
"girl i got mad dry lippage...damn i need a wet wipe"
lippage by Mandy Jean Koop November 7, 2011
(Noun)

A group of recently killed or recently deceased bodies on the ground, before the embalming process occurs, with the bodies still in the place and position they died. Usually used in a post-apocalyptic scenario.
There was leppage on the ground.
Leppage by Some white kid January 1, 2014

lappiges schönchen 

me: *looks at samu haber* wow that dude really is a lappiges schönchen
other person: lol ur right
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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