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“Are they dating or just lapiff?”
lapiff by F i n November 5, 2021
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nino lahiffe 

Nino lahiffe is one of the main miraculous ladybug characters and he holds the turtle miraculous. he also appears as the bubbler.
"wayzz, shell on," from Nino lahiffe to wayzz
The Sexiest pimp in the world
A jamacan bob sledder with dreads
Latiff is the man who is queen latiffa
Latiff by Peter Varjabedian January 25, 2008
Justin LaPuff is a pseudonym of a person who is known in dimes square for causing lots of havoc by sleeping with every microcelebrity. Many are not sure if he is real or just legend. Some have claimed he is Tarquin and linked to people such as Dasha Nekrasova, Tai Lee, Mike Crumps, Neoliberalhell, Salty chat, Pariah the Doll, Dean Kissick, and Dagsen. LaPuff is both known as a conman and a person very popular among the women and has claimed to sleep with every person in this list.
Being LaPuffed is defined as with two meanings, either it means you were conned or to be a ladies man in a weird creepy and awkward way.

Example: Dasha was LaPuffed by some douche computer science grad with a dad from silicon valley.
Caroline Ellison LaPuffed everyone but at least documented on her Tumblr like a good girlblogger.
LaPuffed by ongodddddddd September 26, 2023

Chief Queef Latiff

This term comes from the highest echilon of Queef Sneefing.

When one reaches 'Chief Queef Latiff' status they become among the most honoured and respected of all Queef Sneeferists.
"Wow Charles! I heard you got promoted to Chief Queef Latiff! You must be chuffed!"

"Dude. You just sneefed that queef quiche like a mutha-flippin' Chief Queef Latiff!"
Chief Queef Latiff by Jonesing4Queef September 29, 2009

latiff abdul 

You know this foo is from Africa with his Nigerian name
Latiff abdul, you dark mother fucker!!
latiff abdul by USCFOOTBALL August 28, 2016

latiffany 

Cool fun but tends to cry very not so smart when it comes to me but a great friend and mother to have not a person to be around while your pregnant the most uplift but weakest link in a group message
Don’t put latiffany last
latiffany by Latiffany November 23, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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