lapage

term used for something sloppy, dripping, moist, used, etc... Usually a negative term.

Guy1 "hey look over there at that woman in the tight bikini"
Guy2 "yeah i saw her bend over earlier, jesus man you could see her lapage!"
Guy1 "WTF!"

by loci74 August 29, 2005

Lepaged

The act of taking out many race cars in an idiotic manner.

That dumbass just lepaged the whole field.

by carlEfan99 March 14, 2010

Paul LePage

The 74th governor of the state of Maine and former general manager of Mardens retail stores. Infamously named by Politico as "America's Craziest Governor," Paul LePage is known for telling the NAACP to "kiss his butt," accusing local democratic politicians of "giving it to Mainers without any Vaseline," comparing the IRS to the Gestapo, and claiming Obamacare would cause a second Holocaust.

Spencer: Isn't Paul LePage just a ruder Chris Christie?
Laquisha: Whaaa? Nawww, he be cray!!
Spencer: Huh?
Ashley: Let's just say Paul LePage is a few pages short of a Stephen King novel...

by wiseagle101 April 6, 2015

laager mentality

The idea that since every man (and his gun) is needed for the common defense of the group, any one man's behavior, short of murder, must be tolerated, even including mild insanity and such serious crimes as rape. (From the Afrikaans voortrekker word 'laager' - a circle of wagons forming a defensive perimeter, as when the days journey was done and the group settled in for the night)

When the cop shot the unarmed perp his buddies closed in with their laager mentality and made a thorough investigation of the facts impossible, intentionally misplacing evidence and confusing investigators.

by paulpaxman October 31, 2010

Lamage

the act or process of being lame.

Look at that loser!
Yeah, total lamage.

by edrick February 6, 2005

lanage

lanage:

A lanage is where a heap of guys sit around in a circle stoked that there computers a linked and play games for days on end, like COD and Flashpoint.

Usually involves the type of geeks/newbs with a social life, hence the leaving of a small room to see others.

Person 1: Min, up for a lanage next weekend?
Person 2: Fucking decent!
Person 1: Get some doob for the occasion?
Person 2: Damn right!

by Jonnny February 3, 2006

Mega Layage

Mega Layage is the words used to describe the action of getting laid. Typically used before or after intense sexual activity, "Mega Layage" is not widely known. Mega Layage should not be used commonly, as it should be only used to describe an intense sex session about to take place or that has taken place.

Man1: Man, this weekend Mega Layage too bad.
Man2: Nice

Man1: Hey you going to be at that party this weekend?
Man2: Yeah
Man1: Jessica and her friends are going to be there, and you know what that means right?
Man2: Mega Layage.

by Poopy Mgee December 18, 2009