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term used for something sloppy, dripping, moist, used, etc... Usually a negative term.
Guy1 "hey look over there at that woman in the tight bikini"
Guy2 "yeah i saw her bend over earlier, jesus man you could see her lapage!"
Guy1 "WTF!"
lapage by loci74 August 29, 2005
Words you can keep
The act of taking out many race cars in an idiotic manner.
That dumbass just lepaged the whole field.
Lepaged by carlEfan99 March 14, 2010
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Paul LePage

The 74th governor of the state of Maine and former general manager of Mardens retail stores. Infamously named by Politico as "America's Craziest Governor," Paul LePage is known for telling the NAACP to "kiss his butt," accusing local democratic politicians of "giving it to Mainers without any Vaseline," comparing the IRS to the Gestapo, and claiming Obamacare would cause a second Holocaust.
Spencer: Isn't Paul LePage just a ruder Chris Christie?
Laquisha: Whaaa? Nawww, he be cray!!
Spencer: Huh?
Ashley: Let's just say Paul LePage is a few pages short of a Stephen King novel...
Paul LePage by wiseagle101 April 6, 2015

laager mentality 

The idea that since every man (and his gun) is needed for the common defense of the group, any one man's behavior, short of murder, must be tolerated, even including mild insanity and such serious crimes as rape. (From the Afrikaans voortrekker word 'laager' - a circle of wagons forming a defensive perimeter, as when the days journey was done and the group settled in for the night)
When the cop shot the unarmed perp his buddies closed in with their laager mentality and made a thorough investigation of the facts impossible, intentionally misplacing evidence and confusing investigators.
laager mentality by paulpaxman October 31, 2010
the act or process of being lame.
Look at that loser!
Yeah, total lamage.
Lamage by edrick February 6, 2005
lanage:

A lanage is where a heap of guys sit around in a circle stoked that there computers a linked and play games for days on end, like COD and Flashpoint.

Usually involves the type of geeks/newbs with a social life, hence the leaving of a small room to see others.
Person 1: Min, up for a lanage next weekend?
Person 2: Fucking decent!
Person 1: Get some doob for the occasion?
Person 2: Damn right!
lanage by Jonnny February 3, 2006

Mega Layage 

Mega Layage is the words used to describe the action of getting laid. Typically used before or after intense sexual activity, "Mega Layage" is not widely known. Mega Layage should not be used commonly, as it should be only used to describe an intense sex session about to take place or that has taken place.
Man1: Man, this weekend Mega Layage too bad.
Man2: Nice

Man1: Hey you going to be at that party this weekend?
Man2: Yeah
Man1: Jessica and her friends are going to be there, and you know what that means right?
Man2: Mega Layage.
Mega Layage by Poopy Mgee December 18, 2009
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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