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A fat asshole from boston that likes to hang black people because he is a racist.
Hey, look at that Laoshi over there. Lets beat his ass.
laoshi by Bill O'Reilyz October 20, 2008
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Gao Laoshi

Best chinese teacher from the harker school and make sure you make no silly noises around her
1. WEEWEEWOO
2. Hey! No silly noise. Gao Laoshi said so

Lakshita 

Lakshita is someone who catches your eye as soon as you see her, her beauty is not only stunning but so different and unique that it's almost unreal. As you get to know her, she turns out to be smart, funny, loyal, talented and extremely kind. She's everything that's worthy of distinction and respect.
Person 1: Hey, I saw the most beautiful girl today, what's her name?

Person 2: ooh that's Lakshita, try meeting her she's nicer than an angel.
Lakshita by BeAlittleFunnHonesto August 7, 2019

tongue-lashing 

the act of performing oral sex on a female
Every woman loves a good tongue-lashing.
tongue-lashing by yorrick hunt January 29, 2008

tongue lashing

The act of performing oral sex on a female.
Every woman loves a good tongue lashing.
tongue lashing by yorrick hunt January 9, 2009

Lakshita 

A literal goddess for sure. She's cute, sexy, beautiful, gorgeous and everything a man would dream of. 😍 Damn, The one I met was multi talented, not just stunning, but smart, funny and really kind. A truly wholesome gal, has the most beautiful and sensual voice. A born dancer, moves perfectly. She can drive anyone crazy, has that star quality too.
A: man, holy fuck, she doesn't even seem real. I'm such a fan of Lakshita.
B: God, man. She is perfection. I saw her a few days ago and when she looked at me with those goddamn big and beautiful eyes. It's was like my heart stopped.
Lakshita by BeAlittleFunnHonesto December 18, 2019
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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