A school in Michigan with 1000+ teens who don’t know how to act. The school is very divided and you’re either solo or in a huge group of friends that eventually will break off. The staff is nice with a few exceptions but like every other school the teachers have favorites, and fall out of love with their job and it shows. Party’s always kinda suck because no one knows how to have fun anymore. The girls there are pretty and kind (on the outside) but also will stab you in the back, a lot of them are insecure and sad but they hide it with trying to overachieve at everything. The guys there like to get with every girl before they “settle down” and don’t know how to make up their minds about anything + they’re mediocre looking. I hope everyone at ELHS can get their heads out of their asses and be a little nicer. It’s not that hard. We do pretty good at sports though.

I went to East Lansing High School

East Lansing High School by homerspimpson20 April 15, 2020

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lansing catholic high school

Lansing catholic high school is a school where seniors send nudes to freshmen, kids shit on walls, and the entire staff is racist/homophobic. This school should be turned into a strip club. Oh, can’t forget that it cost 10k a year to send your kid there while the school is made up of 4 halls.

David: oh that person is racist, they must go to Lansing catholic high school

Lizzie: look at that 67 year old texting a freshmen, he totally went to Lansing catholic high school

lansing catholic high school by Ben Dover Gabe Itch June 11, 2019

East Lansing

A city within Michigan that routinely has a higher-than-average temperature, due to a large amount of hot girls. When you see a snowflake, a freshman has just lost his virginity.

Just another day in East Lansing, Michigan. It's cloudy, it's dull, and there isn't a ray of sunshine penetrating the clouds. However, it's 276 degrees outside and there's three feet of snow outside the apartment. Wanna get high?

East Lansing by lolredwings April 25, 2011

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lavda lassun

Keith: Garlic DICK!
actual: "this and that", "all this"

I have to do this, that, lavda lassun...

lavda lassun by Anupam December 14, 2003

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