lanssie
lanssie by slipperyunagi September 4, 2009
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lassie
lassie by Belle-SmartyPantsHere March 23, 2019
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lanssie • Lassie • Lassie Bat • lamssies • lassie and knives • Lassie-blaster • Lassie Blind • Lassie Dog • Lassieesque • Lassie Licks
Hairy Lassie
Hairy Lassie by walter_sobchak December 25, 2009
Lassieesque
"Buster sure pulled a Lassieesque move by saving her master from the burning building by leading bystanders to the fire."
Lassieesque by mstudious April 29, 2010
Lassie-blaster
It had become way too common a theme in Michael Vick's life...
"WHO LET THE DOGS OUT??"
It was 4th down. Fido just wasn't doing his job. Neither was Fluffy. Spuds was already out with an injured leg. Obviously, these were dogs and not men - none of them was prepared for the battle on the field.
Mike took out his Lassie-blaster and took care of business...
"WHO LET THE DOGS OUT??"
It was 4th down. Fido just wasn't doing his job. Neither was Fluffy. Spuds was already out with an injured leg. Obviously, these were dogs and not men - none of them was prepared for the battle on the field.
Mike took out his Lassie-blaster and took care of business...
Lassie-blaster by Bobb Barker October 4, 2007
Lassie's Lipstick
Lassie's lipstick refers to the lipstick shaped penis of a male dog - named after the famous four legged friend from the hit TV series.
Craig: Has anyone seen my ex-wife?
Rod: Yes, she is in the powder room putting on Lassie's Lipstick
Craig: Im not quite sure what you mean Rod...?
Rod: She has carefully peeled back the dogs foreskin to reveal his lipstick shaped cock, and she is moving it provocatively around her mouth whilst masturbating. I thing once she has finished she will start dressing the dog for some action.
Craig: Fuckin whore! shes gonna get a divorce - I want the house and she can keep the dog!
Rod: Yes, she is in the powder room putting on Lassie's Lipstick
Craig: Im not quite sure what you mean Rod...?
Rod: She has carefully peeled back the dogs foreskin to reveal his lipstick shaped cock, and she is moving it provocatively around her mouth whilst masturbating. I thing once she has finished she will start dressing the dog for some action.
Craig: Fuckin whore! shes gonna get a divorce - I want the house and she can keep the dog!
Lassie's Lipstick by pantysniffer2012 January 9, 2012
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