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lanssie

Because my car broke down, we road a lanssie home.
by slipperyunagi September 4, 2009
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lassie

A young girl, a lass, especially one seen as a sweetheart.
How's your day going lassie?
by Belle-SmartyPantsHere March 23, 2019
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Hairy Lassie

The act of eating a girl out and coming up with her pubic hair in your mouth.
That chick was a good fuck, but I got a Hairy Lassie when we did a sixty-nine.
by walter_sobchak December 25, 2009
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lassie

Scottish for girl or lass. Usually used affectionaely.
"Have you ever seen a lassie, a lassie, a lassie, have you ever seen a lassie go this way and that?"
by ScottX November 26, 2006
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Lassieesque

A heroic task completed by a canine. (i.e. alerting homo sapiens of an impending danger)
"Buster sure pulled a Lassieesque move by saving her master from the burning building by leading bystanders to the fire."
by mstudious April 29, 2010
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Lassie-blaster

Michael Vick's favorite on-the-field weapon.
It had become way too common a theme in Michael Vick's life...

"WHO LET THE DOGS OUT??"

It was 4th down. Fido just wasn't doing his job. Neither was Fluffy. Spuds was already out with an injured leg. Obviously, these were dogs and not men - none of them was prepared for the battle on the field.

Mike took out his Lassie-blaster and took care of business...
by Bobb Barker October 4, 2007
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Lassie's Lipstick

Lassie's lipstick refers to the lipstick shaped penis of a male dog - named after the famous four legged friend from the hit TV series.
Craig: Has anyone seen my ex-wife?

Rod: Yes, she is in the powder room putting on Lassie's Lipstick

Craig: Im not quite sure what you mean Rod...?

Rod: She has carefully peeled back the dogs foreskin to reveal his lipstick shaped cock, and she is moving it provocatively around her mouth whilst masturbating. I thing once she has finished she will start dressing the dog for some action.

Craig: Fuckin whore! shes gonna get a divorce - I want the house and she can keep the dog!
by pantysniffer2012 January 9, 2012
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