lannert
that guy lannerted him
lannert by swagdaddysmoke December 15, 2016
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Lannette
Is a woman with:
a straight-forward attitude,
a woman who cares deeply for her family,
short,
a fighter,
an awesome mother,
and loves to party on the weekends,
She is the single rose blossoming among buds.
a straight-forward attitude,
a woman who cares deeply for her family,
short,
a fighter,
an awesome mother,
and loves to party on the weekends,
She is the single rose blossoming among buds.
Lannette by Dreamerinthetwilight February 6, 2010
Lennert
Mostly of the time a real laid-back person who likes to joke around smoothly. They like to use funny one-liners. They are attractive and sportive-minded overall. They also like to hunt animals, which is a less positive point. Yet they have good music taste. They look tough but don't let their appearances betray you they have a heart of gold. When in tricky, nasty situations Lennerts always tend to have a perfect solution! Unfortunately they don't come around to often because their parents are very strict.
Lennert by mynameischicachicaslimshady December 13, 2012
Lannerz
Lannerz by Alana gross November 25, 2009
Langert
Langerts tend to be angry creatures who are usually found any place there is alcohol and/or large breasts. They generally attack when their victims least expect it and usually use an attack known as the "grizzly bear" or "billy goat". Be sure to not get too close to a Langert when he is near alcohol/large breasts. They have a unique mating call and you know one is close when you hear hunters chant "Get Langert Laid! Get Langert Laid!". This creature tends to have a problem sealing the deal when it comes to mating. This creature may become extinct if this problem isn't solved as soon as possible. Langerts are also known for their pick up lines and ability to consume massive amounts of alcohol. These creatures travel alone and may attack at any time.
I hear the get Langert Laid chant, he must be near.
Girl 1: I heard the strangest pickup line lastnight. Some guy told me he cried while he was watching the notebook.
Girl 2: That'd be a Langert
Girl 1: I heard the strangest pickup line lastnight. Some guy told me he cried while he was watching the notebook.
Girl 2: That'd be a Langert
Langert by muffycriedduringthenotebooktoo February 4, 2010