lannert

a guy who bends over in front of big black guys in prison

that guy lannerted him

by swagdaddysmoke December 15, 2016

Lannette

Is a woman with:
a straight-forward attitude,

a woman who cares deeply for her family,

short,

a fighter,

an awesome mother,

and loves to party on the weekends,
She is the single rose blossoming among buds.

"She's so fine she must be a Lannette."
"Her smile makes her a radiating image of beauty."

by Dreamerinthetwilight February 6, 2010

Lennert

Mostly of the time a real laid-back person who likes to joke around smoothly. They like to use funny one-liners. They are attractive and sportive-minded overall. They also like to hunt animals, which is a less positive point. Yet they have good music taste. They look tough but don't let their appearances betray you they have a heart of gold. When in tricky, nasty situations Lennerts always tend to have a perfect solution! Unfortunately they don't come around to often because their parents are very strict.

"Dude he's totally being a Lennert right now!"
"Yeah I know, man!"

by mynameischicachicaslimshady December 13, 2012

Lannerz

One hot sexy gra, who any guy would wanna do

Dayummmm look at that lannerz I
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by Alana gross November 25, 2009

Langert

Langerts tend to be angry creatures who are usually found any place there is alcohol and/or large breasts. They generally attack when their victims least expect it and usually use an attack known as the "grizzly bear" or "billy goat". Be sure to not get too close to a Langert when he is near alcohol/large breasts. They have a unique mating call and you know one is close when you hear hunters chant "Get Langert Laid! Get Langert Laid!". This creature tends to have a problem sealing the deal when it comes to mating. This creature may become extinct if this problem isn't solved as soon as possible. Langerts are also known for their pick up lines and ability to consume massive amounts of alcohol. These creatures travel alone and may attack at any time.

I hear the get Langert Laid chant, he must be near.

Girl 1: I heard the strangest pickup line lastnight. Some guy told me he cried while he was watching the notebook.
Girl 2: That'd be a Langert

by muffycriedduringthenotebooktoo February 4, 2010

lanberto

in the porn biz a lanberto is a euphemism for a hard on.

hey check out that guys lanberto.

by lanberto February 25, 2011

Lannette

Lannette is a good gf she will be by your side at all time if you need her she teren for her bff

Wow Lannette is so fine

by Bañen May 24, 2017