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landon-typical boy 

landon guys have huge egos
girl 1: whats that thing around that landon guy's head?
girl 2: his ego
landon-typical boy by pride January 8, 2005

landon-typical boy 

yea they are hot as shit, but they are assholes too. they use girls like its their job but the girls dont seem to do anything about it. they just fall on their knees and give them head whenever they want it. landon guys are such players and all they know how to do is get boned and play lacrosse. the only problem with them getting head is that they have small dicks. they convince themselves that they have big cocks which is why at sleep overs they compare their dick sizes...hhmmmm
Landon Guy: My penis is fucking huge...let me just whip it out
Random Girl: EWWW!! that thing is tiny...is it a chode??!

landon the wand 

a person named Landon who has a wand and a wand and a wand and a wand. we could assume that Landon has a wand
-Landon has a wand
-ok- landon the wand
landon the wand by estoy fukin him October 4, 2023

the landon 

When a man fucks a guy in the ear. A very hot thing to do. If a man does this to you it means he loves you. You're a lucky guy.
Man 1: man that guy just did the Landon on me
Man 2: thats hot
the landon by Howtoeatass January 2, 2018

london the name 

A person who is absolutely sick of looking up their name like everyone else on here and getting nothing but British or London
London the name.

A girl named London looked up her name to find the meaning of it and only got results talking about the city,

She is now writing this,

London the name 

A very smart girl. London's are gorgeous, and they know so. They can be shy, but once you get to know one, don't let them go! London's usually have long dark straight hair and deep hazel eyes, and and have faint freckles. London's are gfs and even better friends! They love every one and every thing around them, and they never second guess themselves. London's most likely have one small group of best friends, and love to hang out. They are very athletic and artsy. And are very clumsy.
Nick: Wow, I meet this girl today, she is so smart and beautiful... I can't get her out if my head.

Sam: is her name london?
Nick: Yeah! How did you know?

London the name
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We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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