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landles
short version of love handles. the male version of a muffin top. the fatty bit that hangs over the top of a man's jeans.
as chris went for the ball, we noticed his landles jumping as he ran.
look at the landles on him! its like his ass is trying to escape!
look at the landles on him! its like his ass is trying to escape!
landles by alice and the wilson March 28, 2007
laidless
A lack of satisfaction, resulting from a severe lack of personal grooming. A male scrotum has a tendency to acquire a noxious odor when the pubes are not trimmed, and properly lathered. Females are not immune to this condition, however usually catch the early warning symptoms, and correct the condition. Early symptoms include gonad dreads, dead tuna and holes in the underwear.
laidless by black sheep des March 5, 2009
ankle biter
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026
Male Pattern Blindness
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026