A lack of satisfaction, resulting from a severe lack of personal grooming. A male scrotum has a tendency to acquire a noxious odor when the pubes are not trimmed, and properly lathered. Females are not immune to this condition, however usually catch the early warning symptoms, and correct the condition. Early symptoms include gonad dreads, dead tuna and holes in the underwear.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!