landles

short version of love handles. the male version of a muffin top. the fatty bit that hangs over the top of a man's jeans.

as chris went for the ball, we noticed his landles jumping as he ran.

look at the landles on him! its like his ass is trying to escape!

landles by alice and the wilson March 28, 2007

Landeskoging

Similar to Tebowing, Landeskoging was made popular by the Colorado Avalanche's forward Gabriel Landeskog. After scoring the game-winning goal on March 12, 2012 against the Anaheim Ducks, he dropped to his knees, then went face first onto the ice, with his legs bent, and his fists clenched near his ears. Replicating this position is known as Landeskoging.

Kris: Dude! Did you see Landeskog's sick goal last night?
Joe: Yeah! I got so excited I started Landeskoging in the middle of the street!

Landeskoging by Youandmeandthedevilmakesthree September 30, 2012

Landesked 

When you are forced to reboot your computer because landesk desktop management software is requiring you to do so. Generally happens when you have important work to do and can't wait on a slow windows reboot.

I almost finished fixing that bug, but I got landesked!

Landesked by 85Howie August 27, 2013

Landesmanian Devil 

The act of taking an elicit drug, such as Ecstasy or shrooms, finding a Dobish, dry humping it until you are about to ejaculate, and right when it puts it's mouth on your Giggity Shmorgasboard, you explode, leaving it to choke and gag on your Quaker Oatmeal, also known as your Giggity Goo.

I just Landesmanian Deviled a Dobish last week. It was amazing. You should take a drive all the way from Westchester JUST to do it.

Landesmanian Devil by Petrus Romanus May 30, 2006

landless 

Owning no land

You’re Israeli? Must be hard being landless

landless by Rawpali May 14, 2021

landvester 

Gentleman or scholar who sales land at affordable prices.

At that price, he is a real landvester.

landvester by Landvester June 4, 2020

Gorph Landes 

A newer sex position often used by people who are of the younger generations. Developed in Delaware last year, two people are in the act of sex when the female poops on the males chest and proceeds to rub it with her vaginal area. The male then licks off of feces while eating the girl's vaginal area out and proceeds to then shit all over her face while she then gives him head.

"Oh baby gimme that Gorph Landes im so fucking horny!!"

Gorph Landes by john smyth March 8, 2007