landen man 

the best person in the world. kind of rude but it’s okay because everyone loves him.

sophie: did you hear landen man shit his pants?
sadie: what?!
jayleen: no way! wtf is wrong with him?

landen man by sophiesshit May 27, 2021

landen maneuver 

The landen maneuver is a sex move where you mimic the moves of a dolphin while screeching at the top of your lungs.

Bro I’m finna pull a landen maneuver on your bitch

landen maneuver by MegaMonkeyMoney December 12, 2020

landen maneuver 

The landen maneuver is a sex move where you mimic the moves of a dolphin while screeching at the top of your lungs.

Bro I’m finna pull a landen maneuver on your bitch

landen maneuver by MegaMonkeyMoney December 12, 2020

Landesmanian Devil 

The act of taking an elicit drug, such as Ecstasy or shrooms, finding a Dobish, dry humping it until you are about to ejaculate, and right when it puts it's mouth on your Giggity Shmorgasboard, you explode, leaving it to choke and gag on your Quaker Oatmeal, also known as your Giggity Goo.

I just Landesmanian Deviled a Dobish last week. It was amazing. You should take a drive all the way from Westchester JUST to do it.

Landesmanian Devil by Petrus Romanus May 30, 2006

landesman 

Best math teacher ever

Landesman is a god

landesman by Termgiver February 10, 2017