Definitions by MegaMonkeyMoney

Niggeteree

A tree of African origins

Niggeteree wood is pretty dark

Niggeteree by MegaMonkeyMoney June 17, 2021

dirty jazzy

When you stick your dick insides a milk carton then shove it into your partners ass

My woman requests dirty jazzy all the dam time

dirty jazzy by MegaMonkeyMoney May 27, 2021

dirty ryvar 

When you use your eighth fat roll to jerk somebody off.

I love when my bitch gives me a dirty ryvar. I think I prefer it over best hot chocolate.

dirty ryvar by MegaMonkeyMoney May 25, 2021

dirty via 

When right before the male ejaculates you pull out your star charts to see exactly where it will land. Then you get in position and chant their zodiac sign until cum flys into your mouth. You then use the star chart for clean up.

I’m not really into getting a dirty via maybe we can do the best hot chocolate instead

dirty via by MegaMonkeyMoney May 23, 2021

dirty alive 

When you stick your dick in an at least 10 year old corpse and fuck it to life. This maneuver requires the most holy of sex positions, missionary. The corpse should reanimate only to say a Bible verse, moan, and then spit it’s dirty corpse juices into you mouth.

Bruh I went to the cemetery and did a dirty alive last night....those juices were kinda fire ngl

dirty alive by MegaMonkeyMoney April 1, 2021

dirty dogo

When a man during an orgasm clenches his dick in a way that causes it to resemble a machine gun with the tiny cum bursts

I’m going to dirty dogo your mom

dirty dogo by MegaMonkeyMoney March 7, 2021

STEMtard

A STEMtard is when someone who is fluent in the areas of STEM but is otherwise unintelligent in everything else.

Hey do your remember that STEMtard Johnson? Yeah I hate that guy

STEMtard by MegaMonkeyMoney March 6, 2021