MegaMonkeyMoney's definitions

Niggeteree

A tree of African origins

Niggeteree wood is pretty dark

by MegaMonkeyMoney June 17, 2021

dirty alive

When you stick your dick in an at least 10 year old corpse and fuck it to life. This maneuver requires the most holy of sex positions, missionary. The corpse should reanimate only to say a Bible verse, moan, and then spit it’s dirty corpse juices into you mouth.

Bruh I went to the cemetery and did a dirty alive last night....those juices were kinda fire ngl

by MegaMonkeyMoney April 1, 2021

STEMtard

A STEMtard is when someone who is fluent in the areas of STEM but is otherwise unintelligent in everything else.

Hey do your remember that STEMtard Johnson? Yeah I hate that guy

by MegaMonkeyMoney March 6, 2021

dirty ryvar

When you use your eighth fat roll to jerk somebody off.

I love when my bitch gives me a dirty ryvar. I think I prefer it over best hot chocolate.

by MegaMonkeyMoney May 25, 2021

landen maneuver

The landen maneuver is a sex move where you mimic the moves of a dolphin while screeching at the top of your lungs.

Bro I’m finna pull a landen maneuver on your bitch

by MegaMonkeyMoney December 12, 2020

warlock fisting

Warlock fisting is a sex move where you warlock punch(Smash Bros. move) a woman’s vagina. This is done correctly when your fist goes inside at such speed and power that your arm is inside to your elbow. She should also get a instant orgasm

I love warlock fisting my girl!

by MegaMonkeyMoney December 12, 2020

dirty dogo

When a man during an orgasm clenches his dick in a way that causes it to resemble a machine gun with the tiny cum bursts

I’m going to dirty dogo your mom

by MegaMonkeyMoney March 7, 2021