Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

James Ladner 

The UFC just bleed guy. Really funny video on youtube, is an mma legend just because how freakin funny he looks in it. But is in jail til 2012 for recieving stolen property.. How sad. Look him up, its pretty damn funny.
The just bleed guy is so famous, tom lawlor dressed up like James Ladner (just bleed guy) at one of his weigh-ins
James Ladner by IDKButYouDo October 24, 2010

I don't have time for this Lance 

when a boy says that he 'dosn't have time for this Lance', he sometimes means he does have time, he is just not ready to accept his feelings.
You could say ''I don't have time for this lance'' but you would be lying

Thomas Ladder

The inventor of the ladder. In the mid-1400's he discovered the use of vertically stacked beams that allowed humans to more efficiently climb vertically. Previous to his invention, piles of rocks were used to get up to high places.
After seeing his friends struggle to reach a high place with only a pile of rocks, Thomas Ladder remarked, "Ya'll fuckin niggas been standing on rocks the whole time. I got this, look at this, look at it!" *motions to ladder*
Thomas Ladder by battmerns February 25, 2021

dope like lance armstrong 

adj. describing something awesome that is only possible under the influence of serious doping, like the kind Lance Armstrong did in the tour de france.
Dude, I just went a 69-0 kd in CoD!

Dude, that is dope like lance armstrong!

Mid ladder 

The worst place to be in clash (Royale), this purgatory like place is known by many as “the trenches of clash”

-challenger 1 - Master 2

This is the place niggas go ham wit the outa pocket decks. You can’t play a game without playing one of these cards
1. E barbs - if they’re racist
2. Mega knight - jus bc they don’t know how to make a deck
3. E giant - if they’re sped

4. Pekka - if they hate women
5. Golem - if they hate black people
6.Witch (any variant) - they get bullied at school
7. Xbow - if they’re a sociopath (me)
8. Royale Giant - when they don’t got a dad
Example1.

Kid at school: AYO! Check out my deck

(Giant skeleton, Witch, Clone, Balloon, Rage, E-Barbs, Freeze, Tesla)

Girl: Ew, what the fuck? You’re a mid ladder player get away from me

Example 2.
Kid 1: oh you play clash? What deck u runnin?

Kid 2: yea, lumberloon with elixir golem-battle hea-

Kid 1: *shoots kid 2 before he finishes sentence*
Mid ladder by clarski on YT September 26, 2021

Brock Landers 

Degenerate losing sports bettor who borrows money from co-workers and doesn't pay them back, takes out car title loans, and writes bad checks to chase his losses. He only plays big public favorites and square parlays. He likes to gamble and post on gambling forums while on family vacation. When you see a Brock Landers "Rubberband Play", pound the opposite side with confidence.
Brock Landers: Illinois is only -6? A FUKKIN RUBBERBAND PLAY!
Brock Landers by broke lenders January 19, 2012
More from Urban Dictionary

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
Load more