land lubber 

(n.) One who lives on the land and is bad at sailing or has never been on a boat.

If you don't live near water, you are probably a land lubber.

land lubber by Technochocolate March 3, 2005

Land Lubber 

A derogatory term for someone who lives on land, as opposed to on the water or ship. Often considered extremely offensive.

Argh! Ye scurvy dog! I reckon you to be a land lubber argh!

Land Lubber by wordier July 15, 2015

land lubbers 

Those who arn't pirates and live on the land. Arghh!

Avast, ye land lubbers! We come to pillage your town, drink your rum, and chase your women!

land lubbers by The Don November 13, 2004

land lubbers 

pirate talk for non-seafaring people
popular in movies

"Aargh, ye land lubbers no nerthin' 'bout the ways of de sea!"

land lubbers by orangehatter November 12, 2004

land lubbers 

Pirate-slang for land-lovers, i.e. regular people who live on land.

Arg! Those land-lubbers wouldn't know a galley from a frigate! Arg!

land lubbers by Morelen November 12, 2004

land lubbers 

phoenetic version of "land lovers" in pirate-talk.
often used as an insult, likened to "cowards" who are afraid of life on the high seas.
ninjas are obviously cooler than pirates, however.

"YARGH! AVAST! Lilly livered land lubbers!!"
*ninja death stars them*

land lubbers by egon November 12, 2004

landlubber 

Someone who was as clumsy onboard a ship as a person who has never been to sea. Coming from a pirate - it's very offensive!

Avast ye, landlubbers!

landlubber by Esmeralda November 9, 2003