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A Hokkien vulgar term which means "Penis". Usually used by Malaysians, Singaporeans and Bruneians. Lanjiao can also be called kukujiao, kuku, jiaojiao, xiaodidi, didi or lanjiau

Opposite of cibai (vagina)

It is widely used for express ones anger or frustration.

Often accompanies by cibai in a sentence.
"You don't talk lanjiao there ah, I call my gang beat you up ah!"

"Lanjiao lah, you think Beckham is god meh?"

"What lah, you don't have lanjiao ah, go chase her lah!"

"Eh lanjiao-kia, siam tam pok lah, people watching tv wah!"

All the above conversations are in Singlish
lanjiao by fuuyin August 11, 2006
Related Words
lan ciao is Hokkien dialect (one of many types of chinese)
lan ciao = dick
lan ciao = also can mean "blue bird" lan = blue, bird is ciao
lan ciao = expression of disagreement with an opinion
Popular use of the word and combination
use for name calling
lan ciao bin = dick face
lan ciao tao = dick head
lan ciao by Captain Galatica August 10, 2006
An Italian car company founded in 1906. Known for their rallying heritage and fall from grace in recent years.
Wow, that's a Lancia 037 Stradale!
lanciau by lonte October 26, 2003
Apa lanjiao lu mauuuu?
Lanjiao by ChaoAhBeng March 26, 2021

lanciotti 

Don’t get on lanciottis bad side
lanciotti by Tmvvv March 29, 2021