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lameduck 

A name for someone who is so fucking funny the whole chat will just say LOL. They are a fucking genius and you will lose an argument against a lameduck 100% of the time.
LOL lameduck thats so funny
lameduck by crazefact April 9, 2021

Lame Duck Period 

Period after a break up where you're looking for a new babe.
Dude 1: Bro are you still with Jessica?
Dude 2: nah dude, she broke up with me last week, I'm in the lame duck period

Lame Duck Syndrome 

A condition in which the affected individual is unwilling to exert effort into maintaining friendships so resorts to collecting 'lame ducks' (the socially inept) who are otherwise incapable of forming friendships. A degree of empathy is involved as those with lame Duck Syndrome lack the ability to leave people marginalised or uncomfortable in social situations; they gravitate towards the socially awkward 'lame ducks' in an attempt to make them feel more comfortable. The 'lame ducks' are consequently grateful and cling to the affected believing in the existence of a friendship, thus the affected often suffer as they do not end up socialising with the people they ought to be, but rather act as the glue holding together a group of social outcasts.
This syndrome may be recognised in an individual who does not appear socially defective, yet socialises (in an often perfunctory manner) with those who are; the 'weird kids', outsiders and the psychologically unstable.
Why is John hanging out with the weird kids again?
He's got Lame Duck Syndrome, he can't help it.
Lame Duck Syndrome by AnMaHa December 18, 2018

Lame Duck McCain 

Used to describe John McCain's likely one term candidacy for President... a reference to Chuck Norris movie "Lone Wolf McQuade"...
You can only wonder what kind of hell will come from a single term of Lame Duck McCain...

Lame Duck Class 

That one class in college that you become reluctant to attend later on in the semester. No matter what you do for the remainder of the semester, you cannot pass the class with a good grade. This is usually due in part to bizarre or unfair weighing on assignments by the professor.
Person 1: Ugh I don't feel like going to calc II today.
Person 2: Why's that?
Person 1: Because of that one test I bombed earlier, the highest grade I can get is a 68 assuming I ace that final.
Person 2: Boy, what a lame duck class!
Lame Duck Class by Agent E December 9, 2010

lame duck 

1. A political official who has lost power due to term limit or losing the vote(Historically applied to a President of the United States who runs for re-election despite losing the vote)

2. an arrangement in a game where a player is likely to lose but is still in the game
If we let that lame duck back in I might scream.