lame arse 

Adjective. Someone who is utterly lame.
Also pronounced lame ass, in America.

"Nick why the fuck did you lock yourself in the bathroom for 4 hours because you were drunk, you total lame arse"

lame arse by MC Blitzkrieg April 9, 2006

lame arse dick 

A lame arse dick is similar to a lame arse but instead of being utterly lame; they're also a dick

Dave: Hey mark and Joe, do you fancy going to the darts?

Mark: yeah I'm well up for that

Joe: I've been a couple of times before and I reckon I'll go

Dave: Cool, I've just bought tickets, you both owe me

Mark: Actually, I can't go now. Sorry for being a lame arse but just realised I'm going out the night before

Joe: Sorry my girlfriend won't let me go and I never actually said I wanted to go.

Dave: You two are lame arse dicks!

lame arse dick by Letsplaydarts July 30, 2018

Lame Arse Duck 

Similar to lame arse dick but less offensive.

Hi Mark and Joe:

Happy Lame Arse Duck day!

Hope you celebrate accordingly

Lame Arse Duck by Letsplaydarts December 18, 2019

lamearse 

See "lameass"

You are a total and complete lamearse!

lamearse by Rob Sovar August 12, 2003

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016