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Lambiscon 

One who always sucks up to the boss to try to look good at all costs. Very common in the work area where most civilians work in close proximity to the boss.
David is being a lambiscon again cause he wants to leave at 4:00 pm.
Lambiscon by texmexfunk August 27, 2011
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lambistic 

A person who is easily led on by others ....a fuckin follower and a fool
My bro is always controlled by his woman....he is a lambistic fuck
lambistic by WannaBros September 20, 2021
Anglicized version of "lambón" - a Dominican slang term meaning "one who licks", referring to freeloaders and tagalongs; the lambis is the one who orders an appetizer, only to ask for a bite of your entree later. The lambis also has a habit of inviting themselves to social events where they are not welcome.

Plural: Lambii (not lambises, as is popularly believed)
"John was not invited to the potluck, precisely because he never brings a dish, but always helps himself to generous portions of a wide variety of dishes, as he did today. What a Grade A lambis!"

"Mary, in classic lambis fashion, asked several of her friends for a taste of their confections when they went to Dylan's Candy Bar, having purchased none herself."
Lambis by Recalcitrant Blogger November 3, 2012
We are trendy, we are hip. We live in NYC and can't seem to picture living anywhere else. We are known as the "private school of the public schools". We stand infront of Paradise before and after school (always drinking ice coffee) and In Union Square on weekends. We live for Chelsea Market, smoking "bogues" on the stoop across from Lab while having numerous run in's with Steve from Sex and the City. We live for the weekends, getting insanely high or getting drunk off 40ozs. We shop at Urban and we love ms. Weinstein. We are true slackers and we always come to class high. We live for the teachers at the YMCA for gym class. We are clicky, we are selfish, we collect Nike Sneakers. We hate sports, except basketball and soccer, except we always play high "TREES". We know everyone's business, so don't even try to hide your deepest, darkest secrets, we will find them out. We all hook up wtih the same people. We are anti-social to other schools, don't even try talking to us if you aren't one of us.
Labbies by hollerbackcrack July 20, 2008
YO SE que esta puta lambiosa is NOT trying to talk shit! QUE SUCIA!

I just KNOW this ass-licker bitch is NOT trying to talk shit! What a dirty bitch!
lambioso by M3LL0w November 3, 2004

Scott Lambie 

A sex god known for having a raging 10 footer that instills fear in men that he may steal their girlfriends.

He is also well know for these quotes:
"I hate the gays but love lesbian porn"
"You are all just scared of my dick"
"Come here and take it like the bitch you are"
Dude 1- You see that guy over there?
Dude 2- The one who looks like a Scott Lambie?
Dude 1- Yeah that is the one. He stole my girl.
Dude 2- What a douche.
Scott Lambie by Lambshank January 9, 2014
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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