Labbies

We are trendy, we are hip. We live in NYC and can't seem to picture living anywhere else. We are known as the "private school of the public schools". We stand infront of Paradise before and after school (always drinking ice coffee) and In Union Square on weekends. We live for Chelsea Market, smoking "bogues" on the stoop across from Lab while having numerous run in's with Steve from Sex and the City. We live for the weekends, getting insanely high or getting drunk off 40ozs. We shop at Urban and we love ms. Weinstein. We are true slackers and we always come to class high. We live for the teachers at the YMCA for gym class. We are clicky, we are selfish, we collect Nike Sneakers. We hate sports, except basketball and soccer, except we always play high "TREES". We know everyone's business, so don't even try to hide your deepest, darkest secrets, we will find them out. We all hook up wtih the same people. We are anti-social to other schools, don't even try talking to us if you aren't one of us.

Labbies, we run this shit.

Labbies by hollerbackcrack July 20, 2008

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Libbies and Connies

Short for Liberals and Conservatives. A Libby is a derogatory term for someone who preaches non stop about social issues without having a clue what they are talking about. A Connie, on the other hand, is an insulting term for someone whose head is still up BushSr./Reagan/Nixon/W's buttcrack.

Gary: It's not right that we are able to eat this food when there are still poor children starving in Third World countries!
Lisa: Oh spare me, you fucking Libby

Janine: Dear God, you have George W. Bush's picture framed above your bed?! I never knew you were such a Connie!

Random Hippy: Can't the Libbies and Connies all just get along?

Libbies and Connies by Drewnine March 15, 2009

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Call Of Duty Lobbies

Where 12 year olds with fucking mics call everyone the n word

Me: Plays COD

12 year old: NIG*ER COCK SUCK MY DICK

Me: Call Of Duty Lobbies are so toxic smh

Call Of Duty Lobbies by nobruhwhy September 26, 2020

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labbie

Any worker at one of the Department of Energy's National Laboratories, including Lawrence Livermore, Los Alamos, Pacific Northwest, Savannah River, Oak Ridge, and any many more. The title is usually accompanied by lanyards with multiple security badges and Operational Risk Management (ORM) cards, pocket protectors, and glasses straight out of the Manhattan Project. Subjects scare easily and are often seen riding around on 1960's bicycles, reminiscing about "the old days", and attending fun conferences on the thermo nuclear fusion process and other easy-to-grasp concepts.

Dude, that Labbie needs to get out more.

It's OK, he is just a Labbie, he'll be fine once he calms down.

labbie by NorCalLabbie February 21, 2011