lamb job 

Pleasuring yourself using a Lambchop hand puppet and mint jelly as lube.

Dude, thanks for inviting me over for dinner on Sunday. Your mom is a great cook and gives excellent lamb jobs.

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lamb job by cough-it-up April 14, 2009

Lamb Job 

Licking the smegma off your man's soft dick, whomst homes a fluffy pubic bush.

'How was your night Mary?'
"My husband just came back from working in Burra, he was so exhausted only had time for a lamb job"

Lamb Job by Woofsbah October 8, 2022

Lambjob 

any sexual act preformed with limp arms, feet together, standing up, with EXCESSIVE hip movements

wow, jimmy bojangles just gave me the most orgasmic "Lambjob" yesterday. Fuck.

Lambjob by ouch that hurts October 6, 2010

lambjob 

The act of rubbing one off with a sock puppet on, ala lamb chop, the 90's children's sock puppet.

Tony: "Dude, Marie told me my sock smelled bad, so I totally made her put it on her hand and give me a lambjob!"

Marie: "Tony! You're not supposed to tell anyone!"

lambjob by 90sbaby January 25, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004