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Lamb Job 

Licking the smegma off your man's soft dick, whomst homes a fluffy pubic bush.
'How was your night Mary?'
"My husband just came back from working in Burra, he was so exhausted only had time for a lamb job"
Lamb Job by Woofsbah October 8, 2022
any sexual act preformed with limp arms, feet together, standing up, with EXCESSIVE hip movements
wow, jimmy bojangles just gave me the most orgasmic "Lambjob" yesterday. Fuck.
Lambjob by ouch that hurts October 6, 2010
The act of rubbing one off with a sock puppet on, ala lamb chop, the 90's children's sock puppet.
Tony: "Dude, Marie told me my sock smelled bad, so I totally made her put it on her hand and give me a lambjob!"

Marie: "Tony! You're not supposed to tell anyone!"
lambjob by 90sbaby January 25, 2011

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026