lamb job

Pleasuring yourself using a Lambchop hand puppet and mint jelly as lube.

Dude, thanks for inviting me over for dinner on Sunday. Your mom is a great cook and gives excellent lamb jobs.

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lamb job by cough-it-up April 14, 2009

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Lamb Job

Licking the smegma off your man's soft dick, whomst homes a fluffy pubic bush.

'How was your night Mary?'
"My husband just came back from working in Burra, he was so exhausted only had time for a lamb job"

Lamb Job by Woofsbah October 8, 2022

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Lambjob

any sexual act preformed with limp arms, feet together, standing up, with EXCESSIVE hip movements

wow, jimmy bojangles just gave me the most orgasmic "Lambjob" yesterday. Fuck.

Lambjob by ouch that hurts October 6, 2010

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lambjob

The act of rubbing one off with a sock puppet on, ala lamb chop, the 90's children's sock puppet.

Tony: "Dude, Marie told me my sock smelled bad, so I totally made her put it on her hand and give me a lambjob!"

Marie: "Tony! You're not supposed to tell anyone!"

lambjob by 90sbaby January 25, 2011

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

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