Lambjob

any sexual act preformed with limp arms, feet together, standing up, with EXCESSIVE hip movements

wow, jimmy bojangles just gave me the most orgasmic "Lambjob" yesterday. Fuck.

by ouch that hurts October 6, 2010

lambjob

The act of rubbing one off with a sock puppet on, ala lamb chop, the 90's children's sock puppet.

Tony: "Dude, Marie told me my sock smelled bad, so I totally made her put it on her hand and give me a lambjob!"

Marie: "Tony! You're not supposed to tell anyone!"

by 90sbaby January 25, 2011

lamb job

Pleasuring yourself using a Lambchop hand puppet and mint jelly as lube.

Dude, thanks for inviting me over for dinner on Sunday. Your mom is a great cook and gives excellent lamb jobs.

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by cough-it-up April 14, 2009

Lamb Job

Licking the smegma off your man's soft dick, whomst homes a fluffy pubic bush.

'How was your night Mary?'
"My husband just came back from working in Burra, he was so exhausted only had time for a lamb job"

by Woofsbah October 8, 2022