VERB which means to be joking (when ur not rlly) except it can be used to justify any situation. Mainly used by uncultured swedish white boys who think they are entitled to say the N word
Boy 1: Ur mum is fat cunt, I hate that bitch and I hope she fucking kills herself.
Boy 2: Dude what the fuck?
Boy 1: I’m jus lalling doe
Laughing out loud. Adding -ing to a word means something is going on, has been going on, or will be happening. Lol stands for laugh out loud. So lolling is laughING out loud.
Sophia: knock knock
Gabi: who’s there?
Sophia: orange
Gabi: orange who?
Sophia: orange you glad I didn’t say banana
Gabi: Sophia’s so funny I’m “lolling”
A girl with multiple personalities and many voices in her head, the girl who always dances with a smile on her face, can eat and eat and eat and always looks like a princess from a disney movie. Not to mention her feline features and the way she purrs when you rub her ears. The most girlie of girls but is so not. There is only one Layling, with many copies.
Who has eaten all the smoked salmon....Layling
She is not sleeping again....Layling
How much did Layling eat...
On time again Layling
A play on the English writer J.K. Rowling's (writer of the Harry Potter Series) name. It usually means "Just kidding, and I am laughing aloud at the same time" or just "I am currently laughing aloud".
Frank: Dude you're such an asshole sometimes, you know Sarah and I broke up last week.
Tongue Lolling is used to describe when a girl in a hentai is fucked silly to the point her eyes roll up and her tongue hangs out like a dog. It's pretty common in hentai to see a girl lolling her tongue out as some guy fucks her brains out.
That girl was being fucked so hard she started Tongue Lolling. Fucking hot
A læling, is a person who likes India and is always sucking on his sweatshirt sleeves. He Also have the cheeks of a god and the hair of a munk. Læling is a fantastic and smart person.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.