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lakeshia
lakeshia by Ebony Nicole November 18, 2016
Laleh
A beautiful Persian woman with dark hair and gorgeous eyes. A great friend and strong person, who is not afraid to stand up for what she believes in.
Guy 1: Check out that girl over there. She is such a knockout.
Guy 2: Yeah, she is. I hear she is a Laleh, though, so I hope you can handle her.
Guy 1: Well, I'll give it a shot. I've always wanted to march in a protest.
Guy 2: Yeah, she is. I hear she is a Laleh, though, so I hope you can handle her.
Guy 1: Well, I'll give it a shot. I've always wanted to march in a protest.
Laleh by killerjoe26 February 12, 2010
lakesha
lakesha by lovelyangellakesha January 1, 2009
Lateshame
To shame those who are chronically late, a casting of a cloud of shame on their continuous tardy appearances and their “I’ll get there when I get there” selves. You know that they could probably be on time if they really wanted to be, they are likely just incapable. They could be running on island time; this is a time dimension where time is completely arbitrary. AKA lateshaming.
Mike: Ugh, I can’t believe my coverage is late again. This is the third time this ass has not bothered to show up on tine for shift.
Tommy: Let’s go online and totally lateshame his ass.
Mike: Right kid? (Passive aggressive online social media post shout out to Bobby who’s late for the THIRD TIME so I have to stay late at work until he eventually shows up. End rant.)
Tommy: Let’s go online and totally lateshame his ass.
Mike: Right kid? (Passive aggressive online social media post shout out to Bobby who’s late for the THIRD TIME so I have to stay late at work until he eventually shows up. End rant.)
Lateshame by Princess JMcG October 5, 2018
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